Game Thread tOSU @ Rutgers, Sat 10/24 @ 8pm ET, ABC

[ExpatAkronite]

So, who's going cow tippin' with me? My hot cousins are coming!!!

What gender are they? (The cousins not the cows.)

 

[Saw31]

What gender are they? (The cousins not the cows.)

Girls, I think. They ain't real smart, but they have some nice tits. My Ford Truck is ready to go with cheap New Jersey gasoline!!!

 

[ExpatAkronite]

Girls, I think. They ain't real smart, but they have some nice tits. My Ford Truck is ready to go with cheap New Jersey gasoline!!!

Always wanted to do some hip rural stuff like tipping cows, hunting snipe or running over mailboxes in a '64 Dodge Power Wagon Crew Cab. Just kind of randomly chose the Dodge. I'm sure an F 150 would be just fine.

 

[Saw31]

Change of plans. We're going Guido tippin'. Got my Honda civic with 22" spinners and all the bronzer you can take!

You talkin' to me?

 

[Tanner]

Not to toot my own horn (ok, to toot my own horn) I did predict a 42 point victory

 

[ExpatAkronite]

Change of plans. We're going Guido tippin'. Got my Honda civic with 22" spinners and all the bronzer you can take!

You talkin' to me?

A little olive oil under the Ferragamo loafers and they'll go ass over tits lickety split

 

[Saw31]

Q: How many Rutgers fans will be raising Buckeyes babies in 9 months?
A: All of them, except the ones that were already pregnant...

 

[CookyPuss]

Omg that was awesome ... I need that in a gif

 

[Saw31]

@Jaxbuck just left me a message. He wants to know if I know a good lawyer in New Jersey. Apparently @NJ-Buckeye got caught pissing in the parking lot and tried to run from the cops. He doesn't have Braxton's speed and Officer Natalie Johnson chased him down and cuffed him.

 

[Dryden]

@Jaxbuck just left me a message. He wants to know if I know a good lawyer in New Jersey. Apparently @NJ-Buckeye got caught pissing in the parking lot and tried to run from the cops. He doesn't have Braxton's speed and Officer Natalie Johnson chased him down and cuffed him.

Lil Jax getting a rude awakening to partying with dad and a NJ guy.

 

[kujirakira]

Was just coming here to post that... wish they had a better shot, showing what I assume is the cheerleaders playing dead on the ground

 

[Saw31]

I'm moving to the Poconos and giving up pleasuring myself. They don't even have the BTN up there!

 

[Bucknut24]

No idea, but I think I see @Bucknut24 though....

wat?

 

[Saw31]

WHY ARE THERE FRUIT FLIES IN MY BOOZE?!? Sons of bitches. I don't mind the extra protein, but who knows how much the little bastards have drank!?

Take a shower. Jesus.

 

[ExpatAkronite]

Not to toot my own horn (ok, to toot my own horn) I did predict a 42 point victory

Yeah but did you put money on it?