Week two: Penn State
This will be a night game, which means for anyone who likes to get a little beforehand, please watch yourself. This contest has tons of “I got too drunk and wasn’t able to actually pay attention to the game” type energy. If you’re drinking, please drink responsibly, at least until the Buckeyes have secured a win. Then, do what you want.
The reason you’ll want to remain somewhat responsive is that this game should be a barn burner. Penn State averaged 35.8 points per game last season. This year, they return their quarterback, running back, and four of their five starting offensive lineman. By all accounts, the Nittany Lions are going to have one of the best offenses in the country.
Recent history also tells us this will be a good game. Three of the past four seasons have been decided by three points or less, with the Buckeyes earning two wins by a single point. If this game is something like 49-45, it wouldn’t be all that surprising. Penn State probably will get some special teams luck. They’ve killed us in that area the past few seasons.
This game will be a close one, where Ohio State finds a way to pull out a victory. The ultimate difference between these two teams is one team has Justin Fields, and one doesn’t.
The Buckeyes will win, but rather than getting credit for a quality victory against a top-10 opponent, all we will hear about is how Ohio State could’ve been in serious trouble if Happy Valley was allowed a full crowd.