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Tony's Barwis-100 of Things to Look Forward to this Football Season

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Couldn't think of a thread to put this in but it's good enough to warrant it's own.

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Some of my favorites-

11. Brent Musburger talking about "the guys in Vegas".

22. Drew Weatherford's play and Bobby Bowden's constant looks of incredulity at all of the suck.

26. More stories on how LSU's Herman Johnson was the largest baby ever born in Louisiana--and how calm Tim Tebow was when he delivered him.

33. Florida State opening against Western Carolina and Chattanooga. (If you don't think Bobby Bowden wants the wins record, you need look no further.)

41. Seeing if Hawaii's BCS millions have allowed them luxury items like soap in the shower and water in the tub.

43. LSU and Ohio State both play Troy this year--so based on how they each do against the Trojans, we'll finally get to put an end to all of the arguing about who is better, LSU or Ohio State.

45. Matthew Stafford's continued rise to goodness.

53. Nick Saban's image showing up on the side of a grain silo in Tuscaloosa.

55. Tom Rinaldi's heart-wrenching stories of overcoming adversity on College Gameday. Week One will bring us a harrowing tale of how Matthew Stafford has scalp allergies and can't use hair gel.

57. The furthering of the Mike Barwis legend. While at West Virginia, Barwis strengthened and conditioned eight NFL draft picks in just five seasons!

98. Notre Dame at Boston College on November 8th. Notre Dame views Boston College as their little idiot stepbrother--well, the idiot stepbrother is looking for their sixth-straight victory over Notre Dame.

99. Rich Rodriguez's welcome to the greatest rivalry in all of sports on November 22nd.

Now, I was going to stop here, but due to Mike Barwis' encouragement, I was able to increase my max to 105!

104. The seven-ten split known as Michigan's safeties.

105. James Laurinaitis snatching a Mark Sanchez pass out of the air, tucking it away and running towards the endzone.
 
More stories on how LSU's Herman Johnson was the largest baby ever born in Louisiana--and how calm Tim Tebow was when he [strike] delivered [/strike] circumcised him.

That's more Tebow-like.

Tom Rinaldi's heart-wrenching stories of overcoming adversity on College Gameday. Week One will bring us a harrowing tale of how Matthew Stafford has scalp allergies and can't use hair gel.

No shit. Whenever I see Rinaldi now, I just groan, knowing that the violin music is going to start and that his story is going to try at all costs to manipulate the emotions of the audience.

Rich Rodriguez's welcome to the greatest rivalry in all of sports on November 22nd.

Before the Big Ten lucheon, I waited in line for the TSUN autograph line to end last week, so I could shake his hand (I'll live without his autograph), and say "Welcome to the greatest rivalry in all of sports." I was wearing a scarlet alumni shirt with the Block 'O' and Buckeye leaf, and he looked at me like he didn't know what I was saying.
 
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BB73;1220612; said:
Before the Big Ten lucheon, I waited in line for the TSUN autograph line to end last week, so I could shake his hand (I'll live without his autograph), and say "Welcome to the greatest rivalry in all of sports." I was wearing a scarlet alumni shirt with the Block 'O' and Buckeye leaf, and he looked at me like he didn't know what I was saying.

Has he gotten that "stink eye" twitch taken care of yet?
 
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He's fucked. He has no idea what he has gotten himself into. Coop never got the rivalry and treated it like just another game. Rod is doing the same thing. He's looking at it as just another game on the schedule and even lumping it into their 3 way with ND and MSU.

He just doesn't get it.
 
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BB73;1220612; said:
That's more Tebow-like.



No shit. Whenever I see Rinaldi now, I just groan, knowing that the violin music is going to start and that his story is going to try at all costs to manipulate the emotions of the audience.



Before the Big Ten lucheon, I waited in line for the TSUN autograph line to end last week, so I could shake his hand (I'll live without his autograph), and say "Welcome to the greatest rivalry in all of sports." I was wearing a scarlet alumni shirt with the Block 'O' and Buckeye leaf, and he looked at me like he didn't know what I was saying.

How bad do his plugs look in person?
 
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DaytonBuck;1223866; said:
How bad do his plugs look in person?

Not as bad as some of the photos. And I was standing a few feet away from him for a few minutes while he was sitting, so I should have had a good angle. He's probably using Barwisian techniques to apply Rogaine.
 
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WaitingForARaise.jpg


Did you wash the hand?
 
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BB73;1220612; said:
Before the Big Ten lucheon, I waited in line for the TSUN autograph line to end last week, so I could shake his hand (I'll live without his autograph), and say "Welcome to the greatest rivalry in all of sports." I was wearing a scarlet alumni shirt with the Block 'O' and Buckeye leaf, and he looked at me like he didn't know what I was saying.
Did he smell like hot dogs? Because he looks like he smells like hot dogs.
 
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NFBuck;1226492; said:
Did he smell like hot dogs? Because he looks like he smells like hot dogs.

Can't tell ya. I was surrounded by TSUN fans, so I was holding my breath the entire time. I think that's how they get new fans. They surround you, the smell is atrocious, and it makes somebody hold his breath he turns bl...

If that was how things worked, I think I would have held my breath until I was the guy in the picture that Steve19 posted.
 
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