Tom Cruise to eat Placenta

[Bucklion]

Well, reports are she had the baby...no "munching" updates though.

 

[strohs]

I hope he was just screwing with the press, because that may be the most disgusting thing I have ever heard...

 

[Taosman]

How long before all this Tom-foolery starts costing him money?
I've lost all respect for Tom-cat.
His next "love of his life" will probably be Dakota Fanning!

 

[Deety]

Maybe Deety can find a picture of one with a birthday candle in the middle of it.

Sounds like a photoshop job... I defer to jwinslow.

 

[aurorabuckeye13]

The baby's name is Suri... I guess it's better than Moses

 

[BB73]

The baby's name is Suri... I guess it's better than Moses

It's a girl, since the name wasn't a giveaway.

 

[11bravoBuck]

Thanks a lot, grad.

Just when I had been able to avoid any stories about Tom Cruise,
Scientology, or diet fads for almost a week.

 

[buckeyegrad]

Coming to a grocery store near you.....

 

[Thump]

Coming to a grocery store near you.....

 

[11bravoBuck]

"In other news, Cruise is planning on eating baby Beelzebub's first bowel movement."

Along with the placenta, that sounds like a well balanced diet, Thump. Lot's of fiber.

 

[LoKyBuckeye]

LINK

Multimillion-Dollar Bounty on TomKat Baby Photo

By BUCK WOLF

April 19, 2006 — It's "Risky Business" and nothing short of a "Mission Impossible," but the next "Top Gun" among celebrity photographers will be the one who snaps a picture of the infant daughter of Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes.

"This could go from anywhere from $3 [million] to $5 million, depending on the bidding war that ensues," Us Weekly senior West Coast editor Ian Drew told ABC News Radio.

Drew said that only a photograph of the child Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are expecting could fetch more money. Right now, celebrity photographers are in a frenzy trying to wrangle an image of TomKat's kitten.

"They're not going to stop trying to get that first shot of the baby right now," he said. "Until Tom and Katie release a shot of the baby — if they do. It would be the smart thing in my opinion. This frenzy is going to keep going for days and days."

A crowd of at least a dozen photographers gathered outside Cruise and Holmes' Beverly Hills, Calif., home Tuesday, after it was announced that the 27-year-old actress had given birth to a 7-pound, 7-ounce girl named Suri. Some visitors left flowers, notes and baby gifts outside the gates.

Cruise's spokesman Arnold Robinson confirmed that the couple had "joyously welcomed" the arrival of their child, giving no other details of the birth, except "mother and daughter are doing well."

 

[BB73]

a picture of the infant daughter of Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes.

"This could go from anywhere from $3 [million] to $5 million

That's frightening. Some asshole paparazzi could seriously endanger the infant trying to get a photo.

 

[Tlangs]

How much for a pic of the placenta?

 

[Hubbard]

Actually the rumor is the kid is to be named Hubbard...yes, after L. Ron, founder of that wonderment that is Scientology.

As far as Tommy being sarcastic, yeah, OK....but who in the blue F says that EVER?

Ahhh shit.

 

[NFBuck]

Is Suri some sort of seasoning invented by L. Ron Hubbard or something?