Today must be my lucky day!

[Tomateaux Quinoa Gumbeaux]

No, there wasn’t a buffet with bottomless tomato and quinoa gumbo this afternoon.

Rather, I got a text from a strange number and it tuned out to be this super hot chick!



I don’t remember meeting her and am not sure how she got my number.

But man, I have stumbled into good fortune to connect with her.

Should I send her pics of my gumbo?

 

[Tomateaux Quinoa Gumbeaux]

I responded

 

[Dryden]

Is “tomatoes in your gumbo” a euphemism for anal sex?

 

[Tomateaux Quinoa Gumbeaux]

Is “tomatoes in your gumbo” a euphemism for anal sex?

It depends on which region of Louisiana one comes from

 

[Tomateaux Quinoa Gumbeaux]

But to answer your question, there’s a reason why Slidell is nicknamed “The Dirty Dell”

 

[DubCoffman62]

No, there wasn’t a buffet with bottomless tomato and quinoa gumbo this afternoon.

Rather, I got a text from a strange number and it tuned out to be this super hot chick!

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I don’t remember meeting her and am not sure how she got my number.

But man, I have stumbled into good fortune to connect with her.

Should I send her pics of my gumbo?

start off slow with the Andouille

 

[Tomateaux Quinoa Gumbeaux]

start off slow with the Andouille

I think I should have

She hasn’t responded since I sent the gumbo pics

Maybe she’s more of a @Nutriaitch type gal and doesn’t put tomatoes in her gumbo

 

[Tomateaux Quinoa Gumbeaux]

UPDATE: She’s ghosted me. I guess she couldn’t handle all that tomato in her gumbo

 

[Tomateaux Quinoa Gumbeaux]

I might have dropped the ball with the last one, but my luck has not run out.

Met another hottie today!!!

 

[Tomateaux Quinoa Gumbeaux]

 

[Thump]

Ruv u RONG time!