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Today is My Swear Day!

I fucking hate fucking rabbits!
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I am so fucking happy it is almost fucking 5:00 PM. Let's fucking hope the people coming to look at our house want to buy it e-fucking-mediately!

See, I rarely swear as my two sponges (ages 3 and 5) pick up everything. My wife swears more than I do so it is nice to know when they swear it came from her.
 
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I don't know, a friend told me about a clergyman visiting his house when his parrot decided it was a good time to begin saying "ouch, Je-sus-Christ!"

A few years ago I was talking to my nephew and asked him how baseball was going.....he told me he was pissed off because they were making him hit off of a tee (it was t-ball) and only wusses hit off the tee. I just started laughing.
 
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