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Tip/Present for the mailman?

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Tip the mailman?

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Jerry: What do you do for a living, Newman?
Newman: I'm a United States Postal Worker.
Jerry: Aren't those the guys that always go crazy and come back with a gun and shoot everybody?
Newman: Sometimes.
Jerry: Why is that?
Newman: Because the mail never stops. It just keeps coming and coming and coming, there's never a let-up. It's relentless. Every day it piles up more and more and more! And you gotta get it out, but the more you get it out the more it keeps coming in. And then the bar code reader breaks and it's Publisher's Clearing House day!
 
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Nope. It's not like there is ever any interaction with these people. If I chatted with him/her on a regular basis, I could understand it, but not just for doing the job. Ditto on newspaper delivery.
 
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These are the excuses I have received in my mailbox during the past year. At least the ones I can remember.

There were bees flying around it

The handle was bent and I could not get it open ( she was able to leave the notice stating this however) I have never done anything to fix it, but the mail started coming again.

There was a car parked in front of my house ( she apparently got out of her car to leave a notice on my box that she could not get to it) she left the notice, but no mail.

There was a bees nest inside the mailbox ( not there)

kids were playing around it.

too much snow piled around it. (I think she did this to our whole street without even driving down the street) Myself, and my neighbor had taken our snow blowers and a tractor and cleared out the area around about 10 houses mailboxes.

A schoolbus was in the way. ( the fucking school bus sits there for about 30 seconds to drop off the kids, and you are supposed to be there before 4 fucking 30 in the afternoon.)
 
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Buck Nasty;693941; said:
These are the excuses I have received in my mailbox during the past year. At least the ones I can remember.

There were bees flying around it

The handle was bent and I could not get it open ( she was able to leave the notice stating this however) I have never done anything to fix it, but the mail started coming again.

There was a car parked in front of my house ( she apparently got out of her car to leave a notice on my box that she could not get to it) she left the notice, but no mail.

There was a bees nest inside the mailbox ( not there)

kids were playing around it.

too much snow piled around it. (I think she did this to our whole street without even driving down the street) Myself, and my neighbor had taken our snow blowers and a tractor and cleared out the area around about 10 houses mailboxes.

A schoolbus was in the way. ( the fucking school bus sits there for about 30 seconds to drop off the kids, and you are supposed to be there before 4 fucking 30 in the afternoon.)
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Your mail bitch has me pissed off and it isnt even my mail. Send me a picture so I can find her and punch her in the fucking throat.

Dont you have to pass some type of test to work for the USPS? These type of people need to be kicked in the nuts.


Wait....before you send me any info on her, I need to know if you think she could kick my ass? If so, I might need to bring a taser.
 
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tyrus;693946; said:
Your mail bitch has me pissed off and it isnt even my mail. Send me a picture so I can find her and punch her in the fucking throat.

Dont you have to pass some type of test to work for the USPS? These type of people need to be kicked in the nuts.


Wait....before you send me any info on her, I need to know if you think she could kick my ass? If so, I might need to bring a taser.
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I am fairly sure it is a female, but she has some type of half bald/buzzcutt thing going. She is quite frightening.
 
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Hell no, I'm not going to tip the guy. He's just doing his job! Some friends of mine were talking the other day and they said they actually tip their garbage man. Fuck that.

When people start tipping me for doing my job, I"ll start tipping others for doing theirs.
 
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