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Tiger Woods (Official Thread)

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sandgk;1621488; said:
Trojan and TAG will soon thereafter have multi-million dollar endorsement deals to make up for Accenture dropping him.
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I was thinking more along the lines of Tiger-themed sex toys. Think of the possibilities...

I will let the rest of you get creative with this...
 
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Not a sex toy but someone needs to be hard at work on a cell phone app that shows a decoy address book and phone log.

I can think of one major celebrity endorsement the day you get the thing working.
 
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Bleed S & G;1621533; said:
Sex toy:

3 Wood - or -
Sand Wedge
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A golf bag full of them, with head covers, divot tool, the whole 9 yards. I'm picturing porn stars clickity clacking from the car to work with a caddy who has a bag over their shoulder full of all the tools of the trade.
 
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Jaxbuck;1621517; said:
Not a sex toy but someone needs to be hard at work on a cell phone app that shows a decoy address book and phone log.

I can think of one major celebrity endorsement the day you get the thing working.
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How about a phone with 2 sim cards?

Actually Google Voice might work if you could create a separate contact list inside the Google App. That way you would have a separate number other than your normal cell. Sounds like someone needs to hijack the Google Voice App. Note to women if you see this icon on your husband/boyfriends phone run:

Tiger-Woods-Logo.jpg
 
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