Thump's thoughts

[Thump]

1) Why do people cut their salad with a knife before eating?

2) How do you get rid of that inevitable wintertime scab inside your
nostrils?

I have a whole-home humidifier but still get them.

3) Why do people still have Garmin's when most smartphones can perform the same function?

 

[Buckeyeskickbuttocks]

1) Why do people cut their salad with a knife before eating?

2) How do you get rid of that inevitable wintertime scab inside your
nostrils?

I have a whole-home humidifier but still get them.

3) Why do people still have Garmin's when most smartphones can perform the same function?

You think in exclusively Socratic method?

 

[Buckeyeskickbuttocks]

More to the point, people cut their salad because people like feeling the power of a butter knife in their hands. It is, as you know, breath taking.

As for the scab.. ya pick it.. and sometimes you consider eating it. This usually happens at a traffic light.

People still have Garmins because .... umm.... they're "quaint"

 

[Taosman]

A Cup of Tea

[FONT=verdana,arial,helvetica]
Nan-in, a Japanese master during the Meiji era (1868-1912), received a university professor who came to inquire about Zen.
Nan-in served tea. He poured his visitor's cup full, and then kept on pouring.
The professor watched the overflow until he no longer could restrain himself. "It is overfull. No more will go in!" "Like this cup," Nan-in said, "you are full of your own opinions and speculations. How can I show you Zen unless you first empty your cup?" [/FONT]

 

[Mike80]

What the fuck did you put into your morning tea Taos? Holy shit

 

[Gatorubet]

2) How do you get rid of that inevitable wintertime scab inside your
nostrils?

 

[buckeyebri]

3) Why do people still have Garmin's when most smartphones can perform the same function?

Better yet, how does Garmin even stay in business.....

 

[Taosman]

What the [censored] did you put into your morning tea Taos? Holy [Mark May]

It beats saying he should just stop picking his nose at stop lights. :tongue2:
On the other.....er...finger....
http://www.damninteresting.com/you-can-pick-your-doctor-and-you-can-pick-your-nose/

 

[buckeyebri]

No pick....

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DmGRJWxLqiE&feature=related"]The Pick story - YouTube[/ame]

 

[BB73]

1) Why do people cut their salad with a knife before eating?

That's the fault of the salad maker. No salad should have any item which cannot be eaten as a single forkful.

 

[Buckeyeskickbuttocks]

That's the fault of the salad maker. No salad should have any item which cannot be eaten as a single forkful.

Nothing upsets me more than laziness in the arena of salad making.

 

[sparcboxbuck]

That's the fault of the salad maker. No salad should have any item which cannot be eaten as a single forkful.

Mr. Wedge would like a word with you.

And if you think this SOB is hard to eat without a knife... try some wandering chopsticks.

 

[Bleed S & G]

3) Why do people still have Garmin's when most smartphones can perform the same function?

Because I'm on the phone and need to know where the hell I'm going.

 

[Buckeyeskickbuttocks]

I'm fairly sure the Romaines use Bibbs when they eat salad.