wolfamngstsheep
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If it wasn't for that dam horse I never would have got through college.
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ScarletNGry
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If it wern't for bad luck, I'd have no luck at all.
If it looks, walks, and talks like a goose, watch where you step.
If it looks, walks, and talks like a goose, watch where you step.
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ScarletNGry
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If it wasn't for those darn kids and that meddling dog I would have gotten away with it!
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3yardsandacloud
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Michigan Sucks - 3yards
Gamble will NOT be a first round pick - Mili
Tressel can't recruit - Computerbuck
They're paining the endzones - unknown
Gamble will NOT be a first round pick - Mili
Tressel can't recruit - Computerbuck
They're paining the endzones - unknown
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There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra than on Alzheimer's research.
This means that by 2020, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.
This means that by 2020, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.
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"If you blow chunks and she comes back, she's yours. If you spew and she bolts, it was never meant to be."
- Wayne Campbell (Mike Myers), Wayne's World
A dogg that don't pee on trees is a bitch - So says Snoop Dogg
"You know what they say: He who has a clean crack always gets the ladies."
-Preparation H Raymond
"It seems to me that if a gun is good enough to protect something as important as a bar, then it is good enough to protect my family."
- Homer Simpson
"...and we're finally here and shit yeah it's cool
and shouldn't it be - or something like that?"
- Guided By Voices - "Echos Myron" Bee Thousand
You don't remember, because back then, it was only a prophecy. But now, in the future, the past has occurred.
- the Cybernetic Ghost of Christmas Past from the Future, Aqua Teen Hunger Force
"I distinguish between maniacs and crazy people. A maniac will beat nine people to death with a steel dildo. A crazy person will beat nine people to death with a steel dildo - but he'll be wearing a Bugs Bunny outfit at the time."
- George Carlin
"Even if they made all the airplanes completely safe, the terrorists would simply start bombing other places that are crowded - porn shops, crackhouses, titty bars and gangbangs - you know, entertainment venues."
- George Carlin
"Chicks Dig The Long Ball; Fat Chicks From Baltimore Settle For Warning Track Power."
- Wayne Campbell (Mike Myers), Wayne's World
A dogg that don't pee on trees is a bitch - So says Snoop Dogg
"You know what they say: He who has a clean crack always gets the ladies."
-Preparation H Raymond
"It seems to me that if a gun is good enough to protect something as important as a bar, then it is good enough to protect my family."
- Homer Simpson
"...and we're finally here and shit yeah it's cool
and shouldn't it be - or something like that?"
- Guided By Voices - "Echos Myron" Bee Thousand
You don't remember, because back then, it was only a prophecy. But now, in the future, the past has occurred.
- the Cybernetic Ghost of Christmas Past from the Future, Aqua Teen Hunger Force
"I distinguish between maniacs and crazy people. A maniac will beat nine people to death with a steel dildo. A crazy person will beat nine people to death with a steel dildo - but he'll be wearing a Bugs Bunny outfit at the time."
- George Carlin
"Even if they made all the airplanes completely safe, the terrorists would simply start bombing other places that are crowded - porn shops, crackhouses, titty bars and gangbangs - you know, entertainment venues."
- George Carlin
"Chicks Dig The Long Ball; Fat Chicks From Baltimore Settle For Warning Track Power."
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wolfamngstsheep
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"I wouldn't piss down his throat if his heart was on fire"
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"I wouldn't piss down his throat if his heart was on fire"
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"My pain is constant and sharp, and I do not hope for a better world for anyone. In fact, I want my pain to be inflicted on others. I want no one to escape. But even after admitting this, there is no catharsis. My punishment continues to elude me, and I gain no deeper knowledge of myself. No new knowledge can be extracted from my telling. This confession has meant nothing." -- Patrick Bateman
That's just an old fave; here's the real quote:
"Ty Webb: You take drugs, Danny?
Danny Noonan: Every day.
Ty Webb: Good. Then what's your problem?
Danny Noonan: I don't know."
That's just an old fave; here's the real quote:
"Ty Webb: You take drugs, Danny?
Danny Noonan: Every day.
Ty Webb: Good. Then what's your problem?
Danny Noonan: I don't know."
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DEBuckeye
It ain't easy, bein' cheesy.
"My pain is constant and sharp, and I do not hope for a better world for anyone. In fact, I want my pain to be inflicted on others. I want no one to escape. But even after admitting this, there is no catharsis. My punishment continues to elude me, and I gain no deeper knowledge of myself. No new knowledge can be extracted from my telling. This confession has meant nothing." -- Patrick Bateman
Nice. "American Psycho" is a great book- one of my favorites.
"One of the things I like to tell children when they ask why it's raining is that it's just God crying. And then when they ask why God's crying, I say 'It's probably because of something you did'"
-Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handy
Nice. "American Psycho" is a great book- one of my favorites.
"One of the things I like to tell children when they ask why it's raining is that it's just God crying. And then when they ask why God's crying, I say 'It's probably because of something you did'"
-Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handy
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