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This is why Japanese citizens...

Discussion in 'Open Discussion (Work-safe)' started by MililaniBuckeye, Dec 9, 2004.

  1. MililaniBuckeye

    MililaniBuckeye The satanic soulless freight train that is Ohio St Staff Member Tech Admin

    ..aren't allowed to have guns.

  2. redskinbucksfan

    redskinbucksfan The brownest of the brown liquors

    That is fuckin' hilarious.
  3. DEBuckeye

    DEBuckeye It ain't easy, bein' cheesy.

    "Oh shit! I dlop gun. You give me back, so I can lob you?"
  4. BuckeyeBaiter

    BuckeyeBaiter Newbie

    TFF=Too FuckinFunny
  5. Ginn4Heisman

    Ginn4Heisman Newbie

    maybe he should have Practiced that a little more...

    in the words of AI " Practice, PRACTICE, Are we talking about Practice, COMMON NOW"

    This is proof to AI that people need to Practice...
  6. Sloopy45

    Sloopy45 Pimp Minister Sinister

    A Chinese couple gets married - and she's a virgin. Truth be told, he
    is none too experienced either. On the wedding night, she cowers naked
    under the bed sheets as her husband undresses. He climbs in next to
    her and tries to be reassuring:

    "My darring" he says, "I know dis you fus tyne and you berry frighten. I
    plomise you, I give you anyting you wan, I do anyting jus anyting you
    wan, you say. Whatchou wan?" he says, trying to sound experienced,
    which he hopes will impress his virgin bride.

    A thoughtful silence follows and he waits patiently, for her request. She
    eventually replies shyly and unsure, "I wan ..... numba 69".

    More thoughtful silence, this time from him. Eventually, in a puzzled
    tone he queries: "You want ... Shrimp wif Broccori?
  7. iambrutus

    iambrutus Screw Blue

    PRACTICE!!! sweet!!!

    why didn't he just break out some Jackie Chan shit on his ass? aren't all Asians martial arts experts?
  8. Ginn4Heisman

    Ginn4Heisman Newbie

    [​IMG] [​IMG]................thats fucking hilarious

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