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This is why Japanese citizens...

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MililaniBuckeye

The satanic soulless freight train that is Ohio St
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Tech Admin
..aren't allowed to have guns.

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Sloopy45

Pimp Minister Sinister
A Chinese couple gets married - and she's a virgin. Truth be told, he
is none too experienced either. On the wedding night, she cowers naked
under the bed sheets as her husband undresses. He climbs in next to
her and tries to be reassuring:

"My darring" he says, "I know dis you fus tyne and you berry frighten. I
plomise you, I give you anyting you wan, I do anyting jus anyting you
wan, you say. Whatchou wan?" he says, trying to sound experienced,
which he hopes will impress his virgin bride.

A thoughtful silence follows and he waits patiently, for her request. She
eventually replies shyly and unsure, "I wan ..... numba 69".

More thoughtful silence, this time from him. Eventually, in a puzzled
tone he queries: "You want ... Shrimp wif Broccori?
 
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iambrutus

Screw Blue
Ginn4Heisman said:
maybe he should have Practiced that a little more...


in the words of AI " Practice, PRACTICE, Are we talking about Practice, COMMON NOW"

This is proof to AI that people need to Practice...
PRACTICE!!! sweet!!!

why didn't he just break out some Jackie Chan shit on his ass? aren't all Asians martial arts experts?
 
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Ginn4Heisman

Heisman
Sloopy45 said:
A Chinese couple gets married - and she's a virgin. Truth be told, he
is none too experienced either. On the wedding night, she cowers naked
under the bed sheets as her husband undresses. He climbs in next to
her and tries to be reassuring:

"My darring" he says, "I know dis you fus tyne and you berry frighten. I
plomise you, I give you anyting you wan, I do anyting jus anyting you
wan, you say. Whatchou wan?" he says, trying to sound experienced,
which he hopes will impress his virgin bride.

A thoughtful silence follows and he waits patiently, for her request. She
eventually replies shyly and unsure, "I wan ..... numba 69".

More thoughtful silence, this time from him. Eventually, in a puzzled
tone he queries: "You want ... Shrimp wif Broccori?
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................thats fucking hilarious
 
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