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Things to remember when dealing with women

Also, if you ask her, "How are you?" and she says, "I'm fine" she is also lying.



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I have determined that the word "fine" in any context with a woman will have a bad outcome. It is one of those words that to a woman can have and infinite number of meanings, mostly based on whatever they want it to be.

for me, and most men, that word is Fuck.
 
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When they said we we would have to make through thick and thin they meant my wallet would get thin and she would become thick j/k

The ultimate list of dire warnings in one tidy song?
Some Girls - Mick and Keef ..
Some girls give me money
Some girls buy me clothes
Some girls give me jewelry
That I never thought Id own

Some girls give me diamonds
Some girls, heart attacks
Some girls I give all my bread to
I dont ever want it back

Some girls give me jewelry
Others buy me clothes
Some girls give me children
I never asked them for

So give me all your money
Give me all your gold
Ill buy you a house back in zuma beach
And give you half of what I own

Some girls take my money
Some girls take my clothes
Some girls get the shirt off my back
And leave me with a lethal dose

French girls they want cartier
Italian girls want cars
American girls want everything in the world
You can possibly imagine

English girls theyre so prissy
I cant stand them on the telephone
Sometimes I take the receiver off the hook
I dont want them to ever call at all

White girls theyre pretty funny
Sometimes they drive me mad
Black girls just wanna get fucked all night
I just dont have that much jam

Chinese girls are so gentle
Theyre really such a tease
You never know quite what theyre cookin
Inside those silky sleeves

Give me all you money
Give me all your gold
Ill buy you a house back in zuma beach
And give you half of what I own

Some girls theyre so pure
Some girls so corrupt
Some girls give me children
I only made love to her once

Give me half your money
Give me half your car
Give me half of everything
Ill make you worlds biggest star

So gimme all your money
Give me all your gold
Lets go back to zuma beach
Ill give you half of everything I own
 
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Super Freak Lyrics By James Rick

http://www.lyricz.net/printable.php?id=122178


She's a very kinky girl
The kind you don't take home to mother
She will never let your spirits down
Once you get her off the street, ow girl
She likes the boys in the band
She says that I'm her all-time favorite
When I make my move to her room it's the right time
She's never hard to please
{Refrain}
That girl is pretty wild now
The girl's a super freak
The kind of girl you read about
In new-wave magazine
That girl is pretty kinky
The girl's a super freak
I really love to taste her
Every time we meet
She's all right, she's all right
That girl's all right with me, yeah
She's a super freak, super freak
She's super-freaky, yow
Super freak, super freak
She's a very special girl
The kind of girl you want to know
>From her head down to her toenails
Down to her feet, yeah
And she'll wait for me at backstage with her girlfriends
In a limousine
Going back in Chinatown
Three's not a crowd to her, she says
"Room 714, I'll be waiting"
When I get there she's got incense, wine and candles
It's such a freaky scene
{Refrain}
{Bridge}
Temptations sing!
Ohhhhh
Super freak, super freak
That girl's a super freak
Ohhhhh
She's a very kinky girl
The kind you don't take home to mother
She will never let your spirits down
Once you get her off the street, ow girl
Blow, Danny!
 
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Since my husband is not here to give out his manly man advice, I will. *smiles*

NEVER no matter what you may think say the words 'I love you baby, no matter how fat you are." Now, it may seem sweet as your thinking it in your head, but once it leaves your mouth....well...how does the couch sound for a bed?(said to me by my darling husband WHILE I was pregnant with our daughter)

When we say the phrase 'till death do us part.' What we really mean is until your dead and we can find some young stud to keep us busy until we are dead. :)
 
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