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Things to remember when dealing with women

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This may turn into an interesting compiled list. Feel free to add. One that has bitten me lately is.... Anything you say, will be held against you. Careful guys, if it's a comment about a girl at the mall or the type of girls your friends like, those comments are put in a mental rola-dex and used against you at opportunistic times.
 
Buckeyeskickbuttocks said:
No matter how good she looks, someone, somewhere is SICK OF HER SHIT!
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Happy anniversary! Oops...wrong thread :biggrin:

When a woman has a problem that she wants to discuss with you, she isn't so much as looking for you to solve the problem, she just wants to verbalize it. So when you offer a solution be prepared for more discussion an alternative solution and yet more discussion. The key is to seem attentive; pretend like you are really listening while in your head you are working out the game plan for next weeks youth football game.
 
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If you want to buy a guy toy, car, boat, motorcycle and she isn't enthusiastic, but says go ahead and buy it.

(Translation) I don't want you to buy it but I won't say so until AFTER you've brought it home! Now, your in shit! :tongue2:
 
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Women always get the last word in an argument. Anything you say after that is the beginning of a new argument.

The phrase "Oh, no. Go ahead." is extremely deceitful and a harbinger of bad news.

Women get married thinking they can change him, and she can't
Men get married thinking she won't change, and she does.

It is said that "I am" is the shortest sentence in the English language.
"I do" is the longest.

The punishment for bigamy is having multiple mothers in law.

Bigamy is having one wife too many.
Monogamy is the same.
 
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Even though you have already given your opinion on a matter and think the conversation should be over, it is not.

Expect something is wrong if you are not asked the same question 10 times.

They will never agree to disagree.
 
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