Thief Steals $75,000 Worth of Bull Semen

[LoKyBuckeye]

Here ya go Thump....

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Thief Steals $75,000 Worth of Bull Semen

(11-02) 17:56 PST WOLFSVILLE, Md. (AP) --

Someone stole $75,000 worth of bull semen from a Frederick County farm, the sheriff's office says. Eric Fleming said the six small canisters of frozen semen taken from a liquid nitrogen tank represented four to five years of collection work.

He said he had planned to sell it and use the proceeds to expand his breeding herd of shorthorn beef cattle.

"I'm so depressed about this that I probably will get out of the cattle business," Fleming said Tuesday.

He said he found the semen missing from an outbuilding on his Stonewood Acres farm in northwestern Frederick County Sunday night.

Fleming said the canisters held the semen of 40 to 50 bulls.

 

[Pheasant]

I was making milkshakes, didn't have any ice cream.

 

[Thump]

Here ya go Thump....

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Read that one last week.

I used to show cattle and saw the story on a website about show cattle.

 

[Bucktastic]

Oh man.

 

[BB73]

Sounds like a sticky situation.

Signed, Thump.

 

[Golferdow01]

The first thing I thought of is that Tibor must be one of the suspects

 

[Steve19]

I was making milkshakes, didn't have any ice cream.

uugghhh!

 

[BB73]

The bulls are now depressed because of the theft, and are refusing to CUM to work today.

 

[LoKyBuckeye]

Read that one last week.

I used to show cattle and saw the story on a website about show cattle.

man... I'm really slipping.

 

[Thump]

Sounds like a sticky situation.

Signed, Thump.

 

[BB73]

Surprised you missed that opportunity, Thump. But I've got your backside. Um, let me rephrase that....:!

 

[greatwhitenorth]

might have been Tibor trying to get his wife pregnant

 

[osugrad21]

might have been Tibor trying to get his wife pregnant

He doesn't get married until the day of the scUM game.

 

[DEBuckeye]

Would that be Bulkkake?