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Damn.... got me on 10... and that's assuming that I'm not a thief, liar or a hypocrite.... and I'm sure I've been all those things if you wnat to get very technical.... but at least I don't aspire to the last three... at least not like I do being a Sports fan or a fornicator :wink2:

osugrad21 said:
Damn....I wonder if we can all at least sit together in Hell?
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Well-- I'll be the guy in the buckeye hat... I'll save as many seats as I can.
 
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The 10 commandments:

1. I am the Lord thy God, which have brought thee out of the land of Egypt, out of the house of bondage. Thou shalt have no other gods before me.

2. Thou shalt not take the name of the Lord thy God in vain.

3. Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image, or any likeness of anything that is in heaven above, or that is in the earth beneath, or that is in the water under the earth. Thou shalt not bow down thyself to them, nor serve them.

4. Remember the sabbath day, to keep it holy.

5. Honor thy father and thy mother: that thy days may be long.

6. Thou shalt not kill.

7. Thou shalt not commit adultery.

8. Thou shalt not steal.

9. Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy neighbour.

10. Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's house, thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's wife, nor his manservant, nor his maidservant, nor his ox, nor his ass, nor anything that is thy neighbor's.



Nothing in there about drunkards, liars, sports fans, money lovers, homosexuals, prostitutes, gamblers, porn-lovers, whoremongers, child molesters, pot smokers, lesbians, fornicators, masturbators, hypocrites or psychics.

All you other bastards need to worry though! :biggrin:
 
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osugrad21 said:
Wonder what kind of lunch meat Lucifer likes? I bet he makes his patrons eat Pimento Cheese all day, every day.
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Well... if that's the case, then I think we can assume the Southern Baptists are "right"... otherwise the rednecks would enjoy their eternal damnation a bit too much.

Of course the real irony is that they would be serving pimento cheese in both the heavan and the hell cafeteria... and really... I think their respective procurement offices should get together on this... if they team up, they can probably get some Wal Mart level pricing... I mean one or tow cents cheaper a pound might not seem like a lot... but add that up over eternity, and we're talking some REAL dollars.
 
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osugrad21 said:
Good point.

Hmmm...maybe Corned Beef or Dutch Loaf in Hell then?
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Probably not Corned beef.... I love the stuff, and I think its been well established that I'm already on "the list."

Dutch loaf? Now you might be on to something.
 
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osugrad21 said:
Well maybe Lucifer isn't such a bad guy afterall and he allows hard salami and weekly Yahtzee games...I always get screwed on large straights though. Damn Yahtzee...
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You're probably right... I hate Yahtzee....

Anyway... signs like that make you wonder how bad hell can really be.... I mean all the fun people will be there.

I mean, if the Jehovah's Witnesses are "right"... its gonna be a real snoozer upstairs.
 
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