The woman who claimed she found a finger in her chili arrested

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There once was a hermit named Thump
Who had a dead whore in his Trunk
She was minus a finger
And her odor did linger
But that didn't keep Thump from his Hump

Another version, since Oh8ch's was a-Muse-ing

There once was a pervert named Thump
Who found a dead whore at the dump
She wasn't much of a looker
But for free sex with a hooker
He got down with some funk in his trunk

 

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Police trace origin of Wendy's chili finger
Fri May 13, 2005 7:33 PM BST

SAN FRANCISCO (Reuters) - Police said on Friday the finger found in a bowl of chili at a Wendy's restaurant in San Jose, California, had been traced back to an acquaintance of the husband of the woman who claimed to have discovered it.
Police arrested Anna Ayala of Las Vegas last month on charges her false claim had cost Wendy's International millions of dollars in lost sales, but the origin of the partial human finger at the center of the case had remained unclear.

There are probably a lot of reasons why somebody that knew this slimy woman would want to give her the finger.