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The Wit and Wisdom of Annie Apple

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Annie Apple
‏@SurvivinAmerica May 1
Praying for all the thirsty girls sliding in new NFL rookies DMs with heavy booty & cleavage action pics. Only Jesus can quench your thirst.

I'm just praying that she posts some of those "heavy booty & cleavage action pics"......:lol:
 
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After choosing not to sugarcoat a singular criticism of the NFL's welcome reception for families prior to the draft in Chicago, Annie Apple is getting her just desserts, courtesy of commissioner Roger Goodell.

Apple, the mother of Eli Apple, the Ohio State cornerback who was selected by the New York Giants with the 10th overall pick in the draft, noted that something was missing from the event in Chicago.

"There was a wonderful welcome reception for the family, though whomever planned the event forgot to include desserts," Annie Apple wrote in her story chronicling her son's draft experience for Sports Illustrated. "This is what happens when skinny women rule the world: they forget the chocolate. Clearly the commissioner owes me a brownie."

On Friday, Goodell made good on his debt.

"Just a head's up to be on the look out for a delivery of brownies today," NFL spokesman Brian McCarthy wrote in an email to Tim Apple, Annie's husband. "The Commissioner was aware of Annie's disappointment in the lack of desserts at the Draft in Chicago and wanted to make up for it.

"We've enjoyed reading and watching Annie as she becomes a media star. Hope you all have a good Mother's Day Weekend."

Tim Apple may also weigh in on the commissioner's gift, as Annie has noted that her husband is a former five-star chef.

And to add to his mom's sweet start to Mother's Day weekend, Eli Apple on Friday signed his rookie contract with the Giants.

"It does not surprise me one bit," Eli Apple said of his mother's notoriety. "I kind of expected it. It was something that I was thinking that I would have to account for because I know how she is and I know her personality on Twitter and out in public. I'm fine with it. It's nothing surprising at all."

It is ESPN, but there is a nice interview with momma Apple.

http://espn.go.com/nfl/story/_/id/1...roger-goodell-sends-brownies-eli-apple-mother
 
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#browniejustice :slappy:

http://nypost.com/2016/05/06/annie-apple-is-a-star-and-she-has-roger-goodells-ear/

Perhaps hoping to stave off any shade from Apple’s sweet tooth or razor-sharp tweets, Goodell sent her a few boxes of brownies from Carlo’s Bakery along with a handwritten note.

“At first when I heard about the brownies, I thought it was a joke,” Annie told The Post on Friday. “But then I saw an email [from NFL spokesman Brian McCarthy], and I was honestly so touched by the whole thing. The commissioner followed me on Twitter at 8:26 a.m. this morning, but I didn’t realize that it would lead to brownie justice. I look forward to all of the weight I am going to gain.”

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ANNIE APPLE TO WRITE WEEKLY SPORTS ILLUSTRATED COLUMN THIS FALL

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“We are thrilled that Annie is bringing her unique voice to Sports Illustrated’s audience,” Sports Illustrated NFL editor Melissa Jacobs said in a statement. “Annie’s incredible gift of expression is going to add an unprecedented layer to our NFL coverage and we know she will offer insightful and irreverent analysis that will appeal to a range of readers.”

“I am seriously excited to be joining the Sports Illustrated team as a weekly columnist during the football season, providing an authentic voice for sports families as well as a front row seat to the NFL transition for players and families,” said Apple. “Sports Illustrated is the bedrock of sports journalism and has been documenting great moments in sports culture and events for more than 60 years. I look forward to continuing that tradition this season.”

Entire article: http://www.elevenwarriors.com/ohio-...te-weekly-sports-illustrated-column-this-fall
 
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