Crapscreamers, you are forgetting the true meaning of Alvistime. Neither is it ham nor pomp. Nay, the true meaning the of Alvistime is drinkin'! Drinkin' and revenge! Now drink with me deeply of the bourbon, scotch, and rye, until such time as we are fighting drunk. Then we shall find, and beat the asses of, the non-believers that ruined my feast!
Happy Alvistime, everyone!
Happy Alvistime, everyone!