DubCoffman62
Lazy Slob
In honor of BUCKYLE I have started this thread where we can all recount our greatest sphinctual failures.
I recall one year at the French Quarter Festival in New Orleans after several bowls of crawfish bisque, blackend catfish and 2 or 5 hurricanes I had a major emergency. I felt it coming, new it was going to bad and took off from Jackson Square to my room on Royal, just a few places down from that place with the corn tassles. I didn't make it. I totally shat myself. That wasn't the worst part though, the fun was just beginning. After arriving at my room, running into the bathroom and shedding off my poopy pants I had to go back into the main art of the room to retrieve another pair. First problem: I grab the doorknob to exit the bathroom and the damn thing comes right off the door. I had to play with it for a bit to get it back on to open the door. Problem two: Housekeeping opened our curtains which looked out at ground level into a courtyard that of course was full off people. There was a bath towel just big enough to do the job luckily. Problem 3: Disposing of the pants. I'd thought about washing them in the shower but I really just wanted to rid myself of them. I found a grocery sack and tossed them into some random garbage cvan on Royal.
Well, there's mine, let's hear your's.
I recall one year at the French Quarter Festival in New Orleans after several bowls of crawfish bisque, blackend catfish and 2 or 5 hurricanes I had a major emergency. I felt it coming, new it was going to bad and took off from Jackson Square to my room on Royal, just a few places down from that place with the corn tassles. I didn't make it. I totally shat myself. That wasn't the worst part though, the fun was just beginning. After arriving at my room, running into the bathroom and shedding off my poopy pants I had to go back into the main art of the room to retrieve another pair. First problem: I grab the doorknob to exit the bathroom and the damn thing comes right off the door. I had to play with it for a bit to get it back on to open the door. Problem two: Housekeeping opened our curtains which looked out at ground level into a courtyard that of course was full off people. There was a bath towel just big enough to do the job luckily. Problem 3: Disposing of the pants. I'd thought about washing them in the shower but I really just wanted to rid myself of them. I found a grocery sack and tossed them into some random garbage cvan on Royal.
Well, there's mine, let's hear your's.
