The Old "Bait and Switch"

[JCOSU86]

From: The Ohio State University Ticket Office
Jerome Schottenstein Center
555 Donald A. Borror Drive
Columbus, Ohio 43210

Dear JC,

The Ohio State Alumni Club is pleased to announce that you have the chance to buy 2 tickets to the Buckeyes' home game vs Wisconsin, on November 3, 2007. The cost is $65.00 per ticket (with a $5.00 service fee). Parking will be $10.00. A bottle of water will be $4.00. Scratching you ass will still be free.

Hope to see you at the Wisconsin game! Go Bucks!


From: The Ohio State University Ticket Office
Jerome Schottenstein Center
555 Donald A. Borror Drive
Columbus, Ohio 43210

Dear JC,

Enclosed please find your two tickets to the Youngstown State game. Yes, it is a shitty game and yes, you were promised Wisconsin, but take it or leave it. The cost is still $65.00 per ticket ($5.00 service fee). Water is still $4.00/bottle. Scratching your ass is now $2.00 per cheek.

Hope to see you at the Wisco...er...Youngstown State game! Go Bucks!

 

[BuckeyeNation27]

Now you don't have to worry about the BTN

 

[Mac]

Now you don't have to worry about the BTN

..

 

[buckeyefool]

..

Did you hit your head and forget what you were gonna say?

 

[Oh8ch]

The Ohio State Alumni Club is pleased to announce that you have the chance to buy 2 tickets to the Buckeyes' home game vs Wisconsin

Well, you did have a chance.

 

[methomps]

From: The Ohio State University Ticket Office
Jerome Schottenstein Center
555 Donald A. Borror Drive
Columbus, Ohio 43210

Dear JC,

Due to increased ticket demands, we can no longer honor the tickets we sent you for the Ohio State vs. Youngstown State game. Enclosed please find two tickets to the Youngstown State vs. South Dakota State game. Please mail the tickets we previously sent you to the donor listed on the attached sheet. Don't forget that postal rates have gone up!

Please direct all questions and concerns to the Youngstown State Athletics Department. Go Bucks!

 

[JCOSU86]

Go....uh...Pens?

 

[methomps]

Go....uh...Pens?

Not until after September 1st, you ungrateful traitor.

 

[Oh8ch]

From: The Ohio State University Ticket Office
Jerome Schottenstein Center
555 Donald A. Borror Drive
Columbus, Ohio 43210

Dear JC,

It has come to our attention that you have been posting to a message board known as the Buckeye Planet. The word "Buckeye" is the sole property of THE Ohio State University and may not be used without our written permission. Further, this site uses the colors Scarlet and Gray or variants of said colors. These colors are also the property of THE Ohio State University.

Our claims to all rights regarding various terms and colors, and remedies for abuse of such rights, are clearly spelled out in the document: "THE Ohio State University: Pursuit of our Manifest Destiny".

Please remit $465.76 ASAP and refrain from further posting on any message boards that impinge on the rights of THE Ohio State University to pursue a modest and reasonable financial gain.

Sincelerly

Gordon Gee

 

[gregorylee]

From: The Ohio State University Ticket Office
Jerome Schottenstein Center
555 Donald A. Borror Drive
Columbus, Ohio 43210

Dear JC,

It has come to our attention that you have been posting to a message board known as the Buckeye Planet. The word "Buckeye" is the sole property of THE Ohio State University and may not be used without our written permission. Further, this site uses the colors Scarlet and Gray or variants of said colors. These colors are also the property of THE Ohio State University.

Our claims to all rights regarding various terms and colors, and remedies for abuse of such rights, are clearly spelled out in the document: "THE Ohio State University: Pursuit of our Manifest Destiny".

Please remit $465.76 ASAP and refrain from further posting on any message boards that impinge on the rights of THE Ohio State University to pursue a modest and reasonable financial gain.

Sincelerly

Gordon Gee

You forgot the part about "one of the greatest victories in university history" or something like that....

 

[Buckeye Buh Nim]

I too am a participant in the OSU YSU tix for Whisky program.

At least they replaced my inferior game with inferior seats.

On the plus side, I did win the um lottery in 04....

 

[pianobuck46]

Un-freakin'-believable. Reminds me of:

Management Office
Ford's Theater
Washington, DC

Dear Mrs. Lincoln:

Our deepest sympathies regarding your unfortunate incident in our establishment last Friday evening. However, we regret to inform that under no circumstances can any monies be refunded regarding ticket purchases.

We are, in any event, prepared to issue two season tickets for Ford's upcoming 1865-66 season--one for you and one for a friend of your choice.

If we can be of any further assistance regarding this matter, do not hesitate to contact us.

Sincerely,
The Management

Make just about as much sense.



:gobucks3::osu2::gobucks4:

 

[daddyphatsacs]

Un-freakin'-believable. Reminds me of:

Management Office
Ford's Theater
Washington, DC

Dear Mrs. Lincoln:

Our deepest sympathies regarding your unfortunate incident in our establishment last Friday evening. However, we regret to inform that under no circumstances can any monies be refunded regarding ticket purchases.

We are, in any event, prepared to issue two season tickets for Ford's upcoming 1865-66 season--one for you and one for a friend of your choice.

If we can be of any further assistance regarding this matter, do not hesitate to contact us.

Sincerely,
The Management

Make just about as much sense.



:gobucks3::osu2::gobucks4:

Good stuff........

 

[Sportsbuck28]

Un-freakin'-believable. Reminds me of:

Management Office
Ford's Theater
Washington, DC

Dear Mrs. Lincoln:

Our deepest sympathies regarding your unfortunate incident in our establishment last Friday evening. However, we regret to inform that under no circumstances can any monies be refunded regarding ticket purchases.

We are, in any event, prepared to issue two season tickets for Ford's upcoming 1865-66 season--one for you and one for a friend of your choice.

If we can be of any further assistance regarding this matter, do not hesitate to contact us.

Sincerely,
The Management

Make just about as much sense.



:gobucks3::osu2::gobucks4:

Ha, that was Great man.

 

[bkochmc]

Oh8ch - Fixed the last paragraph for you:

From: The Ohio State University Ticket Office
Jerome Schottenstein Center
555 Donald A. Borror Drive
Columbus, Ohio 43210

Dear JC,

It has come to our attention that you have been posting to a message board known as the Buckeye Planet. The word "Buckeye" is the sole property of THE Ohio State University and may not be used without our written permission. Further, this site uses the colors Scarlet and Gray or variants of said colors. These colors are also the property of THE Ohio State University.

Our claims to all rights regarding various terms and colors, and remedies for abuse of such rights, are clearly spelled out in the document: "THE Ohio State University: Pursuit of our Manifest Destiny".

Please remit all benefits and salaries garnered from your moderation duties ASAP and refrain from further posting on any message boards that impinge on the rights of THE Ohio State University to pursue a modest and reasonable financial gain.

Sincelerly

Gordon Gee