The mother of my kids...

[Muck]

So... uh... when are you moving to Sweden?

When it's feasible for me to do so.

What took you to Sweden circa 2008-09 in order to bring forth the youngins into the world?

I had originally agreed to be the donor because she and her (female) spouse at the time wanted kids (no I'm not joking).

They have since parted ways.

And can the grandfather of your children kick you ass?

LOL probably...but their 6'4" nordic god uncle can't.

What's her specialty?

She's worked in management for years now but her last position in the kitchen was in charge of fish dishes (aka poissonier) which are more prevalent in Sweden than here.

I'm not clear ...

Think of all the time you could save if you just added "I don't know...", "I don't understand...", "I fail to see..." or some similar version of the above to your sig instead of needing to start virtually every post with a declaration of your comprehensional disability.

...as to why you thought we were interested in all the shit you've just disclosed.

The repeated references to her in the forum by certain posters & the various PMs I continue to receive asking about her probably have a lot to do with it...but as most things YMMV.