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vrbryant

vrbryant

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I was just reminded of this, and as I henceforth refuse to do any "real, actual work" at my job, I figured, what the shit.

The rules are very simple, and I'm sure many of you have played before. You are to go to Google and enter a phrase (in quotes) so grotesquely random as to yield the lowest number of results possible without hitting zero. Once you have accomplished this, you are to post both your selected phrase and the URL(s) of the page(s) that contains it.

Here's my first crack:

Results 1 - 2 of about 3 for "never have sex with a kangaroo".

OKCupid! crayztrayz / 21 / f / straight / Columbus, Ohio, USA
I would never have sex with a kangaroo. You should message me if:. Please don't be creepy. Last time I had a profile up here some very uninteresting and ...
www.okcupid.com/profile?tuid=2912972978069046875 - 63k - Cached - Similar pages

Ubersite - i accidently ejaculated into my tub of tabouli
... but it sounds a bit odd. Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2005-01-12 00:18:15 (#) Ranking: 2 I would never have sex with a kangaroo. ...
ubersite.com/m/56511 - 29k - Supplemental Result - Cached - Similar pages
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OK, here's one:

[SIZE=-1]Results 1 - 1 of 1 for "carrbeat tressel". (0.38 seconds) [/SIZE] <table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0"> <tbody><tr><td height="30" valign="bottom"> [SIZE=-1]Tip: Try removing quotes from your search to get more results.[/SIZE]</td></tr></tbody> </table> <!--a--><!--m-->SportingNews.com - College Football - Monday morning performance ...[SIZE=-1]... national championship game appearance for OSU) was on the line but OSU lost big-time to mich? i would say that game "mattered" and Carr beat Tressel. ...
www.sportingnews.com/yourturn/viewtopic.php?t=34988 - 62k - <nobr>Cached - Similar pages</nobr>[/SIZE]
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<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 width="100%" bgColor=#e5ecf9 border=0><TBODY><TR><TD noWrap width="1%" bgColor=#e5ecf9>[SIZE=+1]Web[/SIZE] </TD><TD noWrap align=right bgColor=#e5ecf9>[SIZE=-1]Results 1 - 1 of 1 for "remarkablemasturbatoryperformance". (0.32 seconds) [/SIZE]</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE><TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0><TBODY><TR><TD vAlign=bottom height=30>[SIZE=-1]Tip: Try removing quotes from your search to get more results.[/SIZE]</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE>Electrical Audio :: View topic - Favorite Cheeses <TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0><TBODY><TR><TD class=j>[SIZE=-1]... while watching "The Old Grey Whistle Test" DVD wherein the Edgar Winter Group displays the most remarkable masturbatory performance I have ever beheld? ...
www.electricalaudio.com/phpBB2/viewtopic.php?t=260& postdays=0&postorder=asc&start=80&sid=... - 79k - <NOBR>Cached - Similar pages</NOBR>[/SIZE]</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE>
 
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Results 1 - 1 of 1 for "pimp scholastic". (0.87 seconds)
Tip: Try removing quotes from your search to get more results.

Recordnerd.com : browse, search and make lists of recordsARTIST, NAME, LABEL, COMMENTS. Not For Trade. 5 inch records. Iron Lung/Quattro Stagioni, split, Crucificados Pelo Sistema. 6 inch records ...
www.recordnerd.com/lists/this_is_distort/ - 66k - Supplemental Result - Cached - Similar pages


Try your search again on Google Book Search
 
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<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 width="100%" bgColor=#e5ecf9 border=0><TBODY><TR><TD noWrap align=right bgColor=#e5ecf9>[SIZE=-1]Results 1 - 1 of 1 for "Seagullswouldhurry up and puke". (0.58 seconds) [/SIZE]</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE><TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0><TBODY><TR><TD vAlign=bottom height=30>[SIZE=-1]Tip: Try removing quotes from your search to get more results.[/SIZE]</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE>LOZ OD-III <TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0><TBODY><TR><TD class=j>[SIZE=-1]... Mormon crickets always trying To eat up the good stuff before we see it. I wish those Seagulls would hurry up and puke them out on the Salt flats!<g> <<<
www.jonathanjo.info/OD-III.html - 15k - Supplemental Result - <NOBR>Cached - Similar pages</NOBR>[/SIZE]</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE>
 
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