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Keys to Michigan Game:
Absolutely have to execute if they have any shot at winning this game.
Find Mike Brewster and replace his doppelganger
Give Shugarts some prozac.
Find some glue for some hands.
Wear steel-toed cleats to prevent self-inflicted wounding of the foot.
Make defensive players practice giving hugs.
oh... and somehow get Tressel in a Bollman costume into the box.
Absolutely have to execute if they have any shot at winning this game.
Find Mike Brewster and replace his doppelganger
Give Shugarts some prozac.
Find some glue for some hands.
Wear steel-toed cleats to prevent self-inflicted wounding of the foot.
Make defensive players practice giving hugs.
oh... and somehow get Tressel in a Bollman costume into the box.
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Systems_id
Head Coach
I fear things could get ugly next week. Freaking Penn State put 20 on us when a wet paper towel was usually enough to stop them.
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Systems_id;2041385; said:
A grad assistant, a HC, university officials, and campus police couldn't stop them for years. (allegedly)
Too soon?
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woofermazing;2041467; said:I've got the last key covered
Wow that Bollman costume looks like a Walrus.
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daddyphatsacs
Let the cards fall...
I'd like to say that I'm confident about this game, as has been the case since 2006.......but quite frankly I'm not. This is not a good Buckeye team and I wouldn't be surprised to see them lose on Saturday. It kills me to say that, but I'm just calling it like I see it. If you can't stop Nebraska, Indiana, Purdue and Penn St. on the ground, you are going to struggle against an improving Michigan team. Fuck, humble pie tastes like shit.
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