As stated previously, I want to see a blow-out today.
The only thing that could improve the day after that would be news that a Buckeye Tree fell on Mike Wallace, who was then eaten alive (and conscious) by fire ants.
Edit: ...and that Desmond Howard was bitten by a rabid squirrel; and we would later find out that it was a new strain of rabies pathogen that was resistant to all treatment, resulting in a 4-week, agonizing demise.
Some thoughts just warm the heart... *sigh*