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MADLUDWIG'S PAGE
Upon graduation from college where I majored in Biology (I was outstanding in the field of Cannabis and produced a number of rolling papers on the subject) I was briefly incarcerated for failure to commit perjury. Upon my release I devoted myself to the study of silver flatware and joined the militant wing of the Salvation Army. In addition, I became very handy with a broom and a kaleidoscope. I spent several summers in Rangoon where I developed a low grade narcolepsy. In 1982, I walked up to the highest paved road in Florida; I then walked back down. Soon afterwards I became an ordained minister in the Universal Life Church.
Currently I am a member of MENSA, Ebay, DAMM (Drunks Against Madd Mothers), and the National Rifle Association. In my spare time I enjoy frog gigging in Montana, watching the Antiques Roadshow, and dancing naked around bonfires. Sometimes I spend hours contemplating my navel. My recipe for radioactive squid recently won 1st Place in the American Cooking Club's Master Chef contest.. Oh, I also like to boil fine vintage wines in lead pots.
I often feel that my 5 cats are running up my long distance phone bill and plotting against my life. I have a 500 entry spectrum of my many smells (whoa, there's a new one). I alone invented the question mark and the phrase "Fools, I'll destroy them all." I am the author of many widely quoted proverbs, the most recent being: "He who findeth sensuous splendor in the hot bodies of luscious damsels is not righteous." Sometimes I hack myself with a machete. Telemarketers irritate me worse than inflamed hemorrhoids on a six-month cattle drive. My only regret is that after devoting 10 years of unceasing efforts I failed to create a time machine from an IUD.
I currently live in a small southern town where I work as a sanitation engineer for the Southeast Sewer & Septic Tank Sucking Service. Also I am a reservist in the Centrifugal Air Force. When I'm not flying or extremely dizzy, I enjoy naming my pens and pencils and arranging them by color and years of service. My plans for immediate future include opening a midget strip club -- I think it would be a huge financial success and am currently looking for investors and midgets. I have been informed by the King of Norway and His Holiness the Pope that there is an excellent possibility that I will receive the Nobel Peace Prize in the near future.
MADLUDWIG'S PAGE
Upon graduation from college where I majored in Biology (I was outstanding in the field of Cannabis and produced a number of rolling papers on the subject) I was briefly incarcerated for failure to commit perjury. Upon my release I devoted myself to the study of silver flatware and joined the militant wing of the Salvation Army. In addition, I became very handy with a broom and a kaleidoscope. I spent several summers in Rangoon where I developed a low grade narcolepsy. In 1982, I walked up to the highest paved road in Florida; I then walked back down. Soon afterwards I became an ordained minister in the Universal Life Church.
Currently I am a member of MENSA, Ebay, DAMM (Drunks Against Madd Mothers), and the National Rifle Association. In my spare time I enjoy frog gigging in Montana, watching the Antiques Roadshow, and dancing naked around bonfires. Sometimes I spend hours contemplating my navel. My recipe for radioactive squid recently won 1st Place in the American Cooking Club's Master Chef contest.. Oh, I also like to boil fine vintage wines in lead pots.
I often feel that my 5 cats are running up my long distance phone bill and plotting against my life. I have a 500 entry spectrum of my many smells (whoa, there's a new one). I alone invented the question mark and the phrase "Fools, I'll destroy them all." I am the author of many widely quoted proverbs, the most recent being: "He who findeth sensuous splendor in the hot bodies of luscious damsels is not righteous." Sometimes I hack myself with a machete. Telemarketers irritate me worse than inflamed hemorrhoids on a six-month cattle drive. My only regret is that after devoting 10 years of unceasing efforts I failed to create a time machine from an IUD.
I currently live in a small southern town where I work as a sanitation engineer for the Southeast Sewer & Septic Tank Sucking Service. Also I am a reservist in the Centrifugal Air Force. When I'm not flying or extremely dizzy, I enjoy naming my pens and pencils and arranging them by color and years of service. My plans for immediate future include opening a midget strip club -- I think it would be a huge financial success and am currently looking for investors and midgets. I have been informed by the King of Norway and His Holiness the Pope that there is an excellent possibility that I will receive the Nobel Peace Prize in the near future.