The former Presidents for usernames.

[Hugo Chavez]

Do Jesse Jackson and I have to come to Caracas to negotiate a peace deal with you?

You know you're always welcome in Caracas, Mr. President.

Your suite is always ready for you.

 

[GeorgeWashington]

You only wish Martha's love taco smelled half as good as mine.

Bill said yours smelled like mothballs and vinegar.

 

[Thump]

You only wish Martha's love taco smelled half as good as mine.

 

[Albert Gore Jr]

Come Al, if you are smart enough to invent the internet then I think you can slove this problem. Here is an idea use some of your own money, and your billionaire buddies money to fix it.

By the way,what did I just say, I just want soem Jelly Beans.

Umm, Jelly Beans, . . . . . . . . where am I.


Nancy, where are my Jelly Beans.

I thought you Hollywood types were supposed to be bleeding-heart liberals. Fuckin vegetable.

I just noticed Gore is hangin' around here. You just don't know when to quit, do ya boy? That's it...I'm gettin' Cheney!

I love desk.

Did I give you permission to use my internet, douchelozzle? I didn't fucking think so. I told you to meet me at the bike racks, so get your stupid coked-up ass out here, biatch! It's go time, peckerhead!

 

[Jimmy Carter]

You know you're always welcome in Caracas, Mr. President.

Your suite is always ready for you.

Why thank you.

Can I build a house for all of your poor cotton pickers?

 

[Hugo Chavez]

You devils are all the same. Speaking as if you own the world.

 

[Hugo Chavez]

Why thank you.

Can I build a house for all of your poor cotton pickers?

That would be most generous.

Now, excuse me while I count my oil revenue.

 

[THEWOOD]

I like this thread, its entertaining.

 

[Thump]

I like this thread, its entertaining.

You mean "it's?"

 

[Jimmy Carter]

I like this thread, its entertaining.

Glad our serious foreign policy matters are so entertaining.

Now if only I could find my Bo Diaz autographed cable antenna.

 

[Thump]

Did you mean to have the question mark before the quote marks?

Yes. When ending a sentence with quotation marks, the question mark/period/ exclamation point always goes inside the quotation marks.

 

[Albert Gore Jr]

Glad our serious foreign policy matters are so entertaining.

Now if only I could find my Bo Diaz autographed cable antenna.

You're pretty cynical for an idealist, Jimbo.

Hey, pass me another can of Billy Beer, would ya?

 

[Jimmy Carter]

Hey, pass me another can of Billy Beer, would ya?

Will do, just after I finish this nice Georgian cup of Sweet Tea.

 

[FCollinsBuckeye]

Yes. When ending a sentence with quotation marks, the question mark/period/ exclamation point always goes inside the quotation marks.

Rule 2. The placement of question marks with quotes follows logic. If a question is in quotation marks, the question mark should be placed inside the quotation marks. Examples She asked, "Will you still be my friend?"
Do you agree with the saying, "All's fair in love and war"?
Here the question is outside the quote. NOTE: Only one ending punctuation mark is used with quotation marks. Also, the stronger punctuation mark wins. Therefore, no period after war is used.

 

[Hugo Chavez]

Oh, by the way - here's a great book each of you should read.