The former Presidents for usernames.

[Chester Arthur]

I didn't realize Charles Guiteau's real name was "DESIRE".

Ha ha, funny man...
Let me show you something:

Still trust the people?

 

[Albert Gore Jr]

Settle down there, tubby.

Hey, look... someone's dumping motor oil in your yard! Better go get em

Hey, look it's your lovely wife.

Slut.


By the by, fine work on the Pendleton Civil Service Reform Act. Glad to see our government employees are such fastidious workers these days.

 

[Chester Arthur]

Oh, it's on now FUCKFACE!

First, look in to my wife's eyes. Soft.. gentle... a knowing "I'll suck that stick dry" stare that says "I love you, swear at me, spank me, you filthy Viking"

Second:

Maybe you oughta pick your spots better there, Al.

Careful what you say back, by the way, if it's set to music, I'm sure she'll censor 3/4s of it.

As for the Pendleton Civil Service Reform Act, I'd make fun of your legislation but... alas... you have none....

Eat my ass, never-been.

 

[Albert Gore Jr]

Oh, it's on now FUCKFACE!

First, look in to my wife's eyes. Soft.. gentle... a knowing "I'll suck that stick dry" stare that says "I love you, swear at me, spank me, you filthy Viking"

They sure do. Too bad you were the 38th of 63 men to see that look in her eyes. I'm talking serious ho-bag.

Second:

Maybe you oughta pick your spots better there, Al.

Careful what you say back, by the way, if it's set to music, I'm sure she'll censor 3/4s of it.

Yeah, she's not much to look at......or listen to.....but with my money, who gives a fuck. The Hollywood-type gals are throwing themselves at this envronmentalist.

As for the Pendleton Civil Service Reform Act, I'd make fun of your legislation but... alas... you have none....

Eat my ass, never-been.

Death by cerbral hemorrhage? What happened? Bang your forehead off the headbooard while Robert Todd Lincoln was giving you the business?

 

[Chester Arthur]

They sure do. Too bad you were the 38th of 63 men to see that look in her eyes. I'm talking serious ho-bag.

Ummm.... 38th and 53rd, shit nuts. Get it right. Besides, I'd rather bed down with a hot piece of ass like Nell than that rusty old bag of poon by your side.

Yeah, she's not much to look at......or listen to.....but with my money, who gives a fuck. The Hollywood-type gals are throwing themselves at this envronmentalist.

Ummm.... sure...

Whatever you say Al...

Death by cerbral hemorrhage? What happened? Bang your forehead off the headbooard while Robert Todd Lincoln was giving you the business?

Headbooard? No wonder you lost to that fucking idiot. You treat spelling like some kind of federal program.

 

[Albert Gore Jr]

Ummm.... 38th and 53rd, shit nuts. Get it right. Besides, I'd rather bed down with a hot piece of ass like Nell than that rusty old bag of poon by your side.

Whatever helps you sleep at night, chief. Does it still burn when you pee?

Ummm.... sure...

Whatever you say Al...

Jealous, bitch?

Headbooard? No wonder you lost to that fucking idiot. You treat spelling like some kind of federal program.

Changing the subject to a typo? Nice ploy, dipshit. Interesting to note that there was o denial there.

 

[Chester Arthur]

Whatever helps you sleep at night, chief. DOes it still burn when you pee?

No. Should it? Back in my day, we didn't have to worry about VD like you fuckin dirty hippies.

Jealous, bitch?

Not in the slightest. I nailed Jenna Jameson til she got ugly... You've seen my work, no?

Changing the subject to a typo? Nice ploy, dipshit. Interesting to note that there was o denial there.

I'm just not crediting your bullshit with a response, moron. Do you like getting your mail most of the time? You have me to thank and you know it.

Hey, look! It's a lifeless peice of wood... oh.. wait ... sorry that's that embarassment to the democrats that is Al Gore, who couldn't even beat the most legitimately mentally retarded candidate for President the world has ever seen. Shit... I could have beat George's kid and I've been dead over 100 years.

 

[Thomas E. Dewey]

Al's my boy, and if he says you a fucker, then you a fucker. You aint want none of this, bitch. I'll beat you like Truman smackin his punk ass knob around lookin at the damn sears catalog bra section.

 

[UTGradsBoss]

DON'T YOU FUCKERS HAVE WORK TO DO!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111!!!!!!!!111

 

[Richard M Nixon]

DON'T YOU FUCKERS HAVE WORK TO DO!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111!!!!!!!!111

Shut the fuck up, asswipe.

Let the Prez's rap 'n shit. Yo

 

[Chester Arthur]

Nice of you to show up, there, dick. Oh... hey Nixon.

 

[Richard M Nixon]

What?

 

[Chester Arthur]

Nothing.

 

[Samuel Tilden]

Ha ha, funny man...
Let me show you something:


Still trust the people?

My election was stolen by Hayes because my electors in Florida, South Carolina, and Louisiana weren't seated properly. The people had nothing to do with Hayes' and his cronies' bullshit!

Plus, I would think you would be in my camp with Hayes. After all, he took away that nice, cushy civil service job that Grant had given you.

 

[DaddyBigBucks]

My election was stolen by Hayes because my electors in Florida, South Carolina, and Louisiana weren't seated properly. The people had nothing to do with Hayes' and his cronies' bullshit!

Plus, I would think you would be in my camp with Hayes. After all, he took away that nice, cushy civil service job that Grant had given you.

You might want to specify that it is Rutherford you're talking about.

Around here we don't like people talking smack about "Hayes" unless you're very clear that it isn't this guy (pictured with his "cronies")