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Samuel Tilden;1167209; said:
I'm right there with you Dewey!

I just hope that loser Al Gore doesn't try to connect his name to our political injustices!
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Don't mean to quibble with you Sammy, but Al is a brother in arms for the likes of you and I. Trust me, we need to stick togehter. Most of the office holders around here are real assholes. Especially fuckin Truman... guy is a friggin c*ckhole.... I'd rather jack off to poker after dark than listen to him babble on. But, Washington's pretty cool... and Kennedy seems to enjoy a good party. Oh, and Lincoln knows his porn...
 
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Thomas E. Dewey;1167214; said:
Don't mean to quibble with you Sammy, but Al is a brother in arms for the likes of you and I. Trust me, we need to stick togehter. Most of the office holders around here are real assholes. Especially fuckin Truman... guy is a friggin c*ckhole.... I'd rather jack off to poker after dark than listen to him babble on. But, Washington's pretty cool... and Kennedy seems to enjoy a good party. Oh, and Lincoln knows his porn...
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Fair enough, we need to stick together against assholes like Arthur.

By the way, does that lying thief, Hayes hang out around here?
 
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Albert Gore said:
Go fuck yourself, Arthur. I'll get some of my fabulously liberal friends to give you the butt disease.
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You'll do nothing of the sort, no-timer.

Samuel Tilden;1167222; said:
Big words from a man who never received a single vote for the office. Not all of us have supporters who are willing to kill someone to get us into the White House.
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Sounds to me like you need to reconsider who you hang with. One of us was actually President. It's called DESIRE.. some people have it... some people dont.

Speaking of desire, where's the naked chicks?
 
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Chester Arthur;1167234; said:
You'll do nothing of the sort, no-timer.



Sounds to me like you need to reconsider who you hang with. One of us was actually President. It's called a brother in Florida.. some people have it... some people dont.
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I fixed it for you, cocksucker. I'll shave those fucking whiskers off and stick them so far up your ass that they'll be growing out of your cheeks again. You bettah recognize, dickbreath.
 
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Chester Arthur;1167234; said:
Sounds to me like you need to reconsider who you hang with. One of us was actually President. It's called DESIRE.. some people have it... some people dont.
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I didn't realize Charles Guiteau's real name was "DESIRE".

By the way, aren't you the last incumbent president to seek and fail to be nominated by their party for re-election?
 
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Thomas E. Dewey;1167237; said:
Hey, Chester, I fucking beat Truman dammit. Don't you dare lump me in the "loser" category, fag dick.
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Hmmm... my history books say you lost, actually. And you know what? I believe them too.. why? You lost to a cripple and a guy named Wendell Willkie 'Nuff said.

Albert Gore said:
I fixed it for you, cocksucker. I'll shave those fucking whiskers off and stick them so far up your ass that they'll be growing out of your cheeks again. You bettah recognize, dickbreath.
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Settle down there, tubby.

Hey, look... someone's dumping motor oil in your yard! Better go get em
 
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