The Chicago Marathon

[ORD_Buckeye]

Fuck it. That's all I have to say. Once again, the motherless bell ringers are out on the sidewalk beneath my bedroom winow hooping and hollering at 7:30 in the morning while I'm trying to have a normal American Sunday and sleep off my hangover. And it'll go on for hours beginning with the wheelchairs through to the elites all the way to the stragglers trying to meet a corporate challenge. I fuckin' hate Chicago marathon.

Nothing against the runners, but I'd rather watch paint dry.

 

[kinch]

Fuck it. That's all I have to say. Once again, the motherless bell ringers are out on the sidewalk beneath my bedroom winow hooping and hollering at 7:30 in the morning while I'm trying to have a normal American Sunday and sleep off my hangover. And it'll go on for hours beginning with the wheelchairs through to the elites all the way to the straggling fat guys trying to meet a corporate challenge. I fuckin' hate Chicago marathon.

Nothing against the runners, but I'd rather watch paint dry.

I feel for you. I live on a parade/marathon/everything route.

I would watch the wheelchair marathon if it was all downhill. . .

Just keep yelling out your window, "You can do this! No pressure! No pressure! No pressure!"

 

[ORD_Buckeye]

I feel for you. I live on a parade/marathon/everything route.

I would watch the wheelchair marathon if it was all downhill. . .

Just keep yelling out your window, "You can do this! No pressure! No pressure! No pressure!"

My street's been lined with former sorority vice-presidents with their strollers yelling, "LET'S GO RUNNERS! C'MON RUNNERS!" over and over for four hours. It's finally dying down now.

 

[kinch]

My street's been lined with former sorority vice-presidents with their strollers yelling, "LET'S GO RUNNERS! C'MON RUNNERS!" over and over for four hours. It's finally dying down now.

Coincidentally, it is also mimosa time now. These are also scientifically, or anecdotally, proven to relieve hangovers.