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Some of the better pranks

So I go on a break from work and call Big Red. The receptionist seems a little bit frazzled, so I just asked to speak to a salesman.
He asks my name. I say, "Bob."
Amazingly, he doesn't catch on and hang up.
"What can I do for you, Bob?"
"Well, I'm looking to lease me a Lexus for one of my employees."
"Ok, what type are you looking for?"
"I'd like one of your better models; I'm not too particular about which."
He tells me a little about a couple of models and then asks about my credit. I tell him it's just fine.
"Well, how are you going to finance this?"
"I'm not."
"You're not?"
"No, I just figured I'd go have my employee run for 1,400 yards for your redneck college football team next year."
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I went up there and test drove a car. I thought this was on the up. I ask if i could keep the car on the PETERSON PLAN!!!!! I thought they were going to call the police on me. Hell just cause I am not a paying customer doesn't mean I don't get the plan benefits.
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Tell them you want a lexus. When they ask you for specifics tell them that you do not care about, color, engine, etc. but that you would prefer an autographed Texas license plate, hand made by AD's dad.
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this last one borders on poor taste as Peterson's dad is incarcerated in a Texas penitentiary, but damned funny
 
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Does anyone see this as a comparison to what Maurice Clarett did with his 'loaner' cars??????? I mean come on. If this tain't a huge parallel with what ESPiN did to us over the car thing with MoC then I'll put ketchup on my computer and chow down. Let's see if there is some 'justice' with ESPiN (I know, my naivete is overwhelming).

Now in comparison with the 'free shoes' that Fla Staters got from their local store, this pales in comparison. Wonder if the Lexus dealership got more money because was 'formerly driven' by a Heisman hopeful. (I know that the local Buick dealership - was getting more money from the cars driven by the big name golf pros at the Memorial than they retailed for new).

Has anyone figured out (or have I missed the conclusion) of who at ESPiN has it in for OSU?

All I can say is, :gobucks3: :osu: :banger:
 
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