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This can be amended to say "Admit to drinking one girly drink on a message board,........"
Right, NDChief?
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ScriptOhio
Everybody is somebody else's weirdo.
Warning: Beer Contains Female Hormones
Yesterday scientists for Health Canada suggested that men should take a look at their beer consumption, considering the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer. The theory is that drinking beer makes men turn into women. To test the finding, 100 men were fed 6 pints of beer each. It was then observed that 100% of the men gained weight, talked excessively without making sense, became overly emotional, couldn't drive, failed to think rationally, argued over nothing, and refused to apologise when wrong.
No further testing is planned.
Yesterday scientists for Health Canada suggested that men should take a look at their beer consumption, considering the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer. The theory is that drinking beer makes men turn into women. To test the finding, 100 men were fed 6 pints of beer each. It was then observed that 100% of the men gained weight, talked excessively without making sense, became overly emotional, couldn't drive, failed to think rationally, argued over nothing, and refused to apologise when wrong.
No further testing is planned.
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scarletandgrey
Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult!
ScriptOhio said:
That's the truth. About women, beer would never do such a thing it's my friend.
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