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The 10 Greatest Mother*#@$ing Cursers in Movie History

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Big Papa

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This is a great motherfucking article, it's about motherfucking time someone put a fucking list together like this. Number 1 is definitely worthy.

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Some parents with small children might not like it, but cursing can actually make a movie better. Movies are about bringing fantastical, unreal moments and making them seem just for a few moments as if they are really happening. That?s hard to accomplish when a censor dictates that a character who gets shot in the neck has to utter a loud ?Gosh darn it to heck and back!? because of some kids in the audience.
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Samuel L Jackson should be number one. This is sad.

I suppose since the headline is bleeped that you could make an argument for the father from A Christmas Story.


And speaking of Samuel L Jackson here is a classic from the top ten list days....

The TOP 10 Things We Want To Hear Samuel L. Jackson's
Character 'Jedi Master Mace Windu' Say in the Star
Wars Prequels.

10. You don't need to see my goddamn identification, 'cause these
ain't the motherfuckin' droids you're looking for.

The rest is linked....

http://www.netscrap.com/netscrap_detail.cfm?scrap_id=709
 
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SWEET!! I've been getting a lot of mileage out of this quote recently...

You mean, let me understand this cause, ya know maybe it's me, I'm a little fucked up maybe, but I'm funny how, I mean funny like I'm a clown, I amuse you? I make you laugh, I'm here to fuckin' amuse you? What do you mean funny, funny how? How am I funny?

No, no, I don't know, you said it. How do I know? You said I'm funny. How the fuck am I funny, what the fuck is so funny about me? Tell me, tell me what's funny!
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Jagdaddy;820054; said:
Gotta agree with the comments below the article re: the insane omission of the Sergeant Hartman in "Full Metal Jacket" and Kingsley in "Sexy Beast" was the second movie that came quickly to mind.
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Yeah, I don't know how they left off Sergeant Hartman. That's a big miss. I thought Jay (Jason Mewes) from the Kevin Smith movies deserved a higher rating too.
 
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Jagdaddy;820054; said:
Gotta agree with the comments below the article re: the insane omission of the Sergeant Hartman in "Full Metal Jacket" and Kingsley in "Sexy Beast" was the second movie that came quickly to mind.
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totally agree with you about Sergeant Hartman...easily should've been top 3 if not number 1
 
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"Hand me my wallet. It's the one with Bad Motherfucker on it."
"What? What ain't no motherfuckin' country I ever heard of! Do they speak English in What?"

I also agree about Sexy Beast-I am one of those 17 people......
 
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BB73;820391; said:
Me too - we may identify the entire 17 in this thread.
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I'm among the select few.

Also, although Pesci in Goodfellas is an excellent pick, you cannot deny his wonderful filthy mouth in many other great flicks, including Lethal Weapon 2:

"They FUCK YOU at the drive-thru, okay? They FUCK YOU at the drive-thru! They know you're gonna be miles away before you find out you got fucked! They know you're not gonna turn around and go back, they don't care. So who gets fucked? Ol' Leo Getz! Okay, sure! I don't give a fuck! I'm not eating this tuna, okay?"

Speaking of Goodfellas, one of my favorite all-time curses is in that movie. DeNiro is walking past the Feds who have been tracking him, raps on the roof of their car, and says, "Let's go fucko's!" DeNiro needs to be on that list somewhere. He is a brilliant master of the swear word.

The Usual Suspects just deserves a group award. Never will you again hear such brilliant renderings of "Hand me the keys you fucking cocksucker!"

Oh, and an honorable mention for Chevy Chase and his rants in National Lampoon's Vacation/Christmas Vacation.
 
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Ben was great in Sexy Beast - though there were a lot of other good players

Don: Shut up, cunt. You louse. You got some fuckin' neck ain't you. Retired? Fuck off, you're revolting. Look at your suntan, it's leather, it's like leather man, your skin. We could make a fucking suitcase out of you. Like a crocodile, fat crocodile, fat bastard. You look like fucking Idi Amin, you know what I mean? Stay here? You should be ashamed of yourself. Who do you think you are? King of the castle? Cock of the walk?
[He gut-punches Gal]
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Don: You're the problem! You're the fucking problem you fucking Dr White honkin' jam-rag fucking spunk-bubble! I'm telling you Aitch you keep looking at me I'll put you in the fucking ground, promise you!
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And, you only get this if you've seen the movie....
Teddy Bass: Men, or women?
Harry: Oh... definitely.
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If you haven't seen Sexy Beast do yourself a favor, get a copy. Probably in the $1 for infinity section at a Video Store near you.
 
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Clancy Brown as Hadley in "The Shawshank Redemption" deserves some cursing props too. E.g.:

HADLEY: That's funny. You're gonna look funnier suckin' my dick with no fuckin' teeth.

HADLEY: Fuckin'-A. I don't need no smart wife-killin' banker to show me where the bear shit in the buckwheat.

HADLEY: Ambulance-chasing, highway-robbing cocksuckers!

Captain Hadley: What the Christ is this happy horseshit?
Prisoner: Hey, he took the Lord's name in vain! I'm tellin' the warden!
Captain Hadley: You'll be tellin' the warden about my baton up your ass!

Prisoner: When do we eat?
Captain Hadley: You eat when we say you eat. You shit when we say you shit. You piss when we say you piss. You got that, you maggot dick motherfucker?

Etc . . .
 
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