Thanksgiving Greetings

[elliemae]

I am simply glad that I was able to have my Thanksgiving dinner last night .





And that I can appreciate BS artists like Buckyle.

Try to be thankful for everything you get in this life, most have no idea of how much you would miss it.

Did the Mrs. have to puree your food in a blender again?

 

[Best Buckeye]

Did the Mrs. have to puree your food in a blender again?

No Hon, The nurses did that, but I made them have sex with me before they could feed me.

 

[shetuck]

No Hon, The nurses did that, but I made them have sex with me before they could feed me.

Sex with what? Your peg leg? :p

 

[Best Buckeye]

Sex with what? Your peg leg? :p

Dang Noob , Don't you know that all nurses try to get you vertical asap. You just have to get the right "vertical".

 

[shetuck]

Dang Noob , Don't you know that all nurses try to get you vertical asap. You just have to get the right "vertical".

So I take it you misunderstood them when they asked you if you wanted to "get down"?

 

[Best Buckeye]

So I take it you misunderstood them when they asked you if you wanted to "get down"?

 

[elliemae]

No Hon, The nurses did that, but I made them have sex with me before they could feed me.

Oh,so you thought changing your diaper was having sex?