Texas Longhorns (big hat, no cattle; please don’t Horns Down us)

[5 STAR U-G-A]

Everything does, even massive upsets to heavy underdogs. Nothing but quality losses and signature wins.

Quality losses ARE signature wins.

Reference: See fLLLLLorida's loss to aLabama.

 

[Bestbuck36]

Quality losses ARE signature wins.

Reference: See fLLLLLorida's loss to aLabama.

No shit. That's still a quality win listed for them.

 

[CincyInterloper]

No shit. That's still a quality win listed for them.

Any team that plays Alabama close is clearly a great team, and thus a quality win for Alabama.

 

[5 STAR U-G-A]

Any team that plays Alabama close is clearly a great team, and thus a quality win for Alabama.

And a quality win for the team that loses close to them.

 

[CincyInterloper]

And a quality win for the team that loses close to them.

In that case, I think Texas is going to have a lot of quality wins in the SEC.

 

[LovelandBuckeye]

In that case, I think Texas is going to have a lot of quality wins in the SEC.

You think Texas will have CLOSE losses?

 

[CincyInterloper]

You think Texas will have CLOSE losses?

Hmmm. Good point. Make that just regular wins then.

 

[Honor&Glory]

im dead.

 

[RCSooner1974]

Quality losses ARE signature wins.

Reference: See fLLLLLorida's loss to aLabama.

Hmmm, just like wins aren't always "wins" right? (See Florida giving up 52 to Samford.)

 

[gmen6981]

Been away from the Planet for a couple days so I'm trying to catch up. Are they back yet?

 

[Steve19]

Yes. Right back.

 

[BB73]

im dead.

Good package, they’ve got all the highlights in there - multiple blown leads, the PoleAssassin’s monkey, the coach’s tirade on the bus, and the brutal loss to Kansas.

 

[Jaxbuck]

im dead.

That is really well done

 

[RCSooner1974]

 

[OHSportsFan]

One of the funniest times on the internet were those statues and the following photoshops.