Texas Longhorns (big hat, no cattle; please don’t Horns Down us)

[BuckBuckTN]

From Surly Horns, at least some are getting their priorities in order in TX:

"We don't care about hardware here anymore, and haven't for a long time. It's about money and class. That's fine. But we can have even more money if we quit throwing $10-$15mm a year at coaching staffs that can get the same result as a bunch of blue-collar guys working for mid six-figures with huge bonus/incentive packages for actually winning stuff. We can get the exact same results we're getting now for 30-40 cents on the dollar. Pocket the rest of that and spend it whiskey and whores."

 

[HorseshoeFetish]

And this was the takeaway.

Image will last for as long as Texas is in the SEC. jfc Ord...you went there.

 

[Oh8ch]

And while we are on the topic, I will be broadcasting a pay-per-view coleslaw wrestling match between HorseshoeFetish and Jaxbuck's avatars this weekend.

Free if you are current on you BuckeyePlanet membership at the $79.95 level.

 

[MililaniBuckeye]

And while we are on the topic, I will be broadcasting a pay-per-view coleslaw wrestling match between HorseshoeFetish and Jaxbuck's avatars this weekend.

Free if you are current on you BuckeyePlanet membership at the $79.95 level.

Come on. You know it's $44 at the discount rate...

 

[CincyInterloper]

Is there a link to the video?

You’ll have to subscribe to the Longhorn network.

 

[Oh8ch]

You’ll have to subscribe to the Longhorn network.

So that's what "longhorn" means.

 

[ScriptOhio]

 

[DiamondBuck]

All FBS schools combined are currently just shy of a billion dollars on the books to be paid to fired football coaches. Gotta wonder if Congress steps in.

I would love to see a link to the data. That's an average of about $7.7 MM over the roughly 130 FBS schools.

 

[5 STAR U-G-A]

Kansas went above and beyond to humiliate the Horns by wearing that logo on their helmet while beating them at DKR for the first time... I think I've heard, ever?

And this was the takeaway.

You could easily replace the SEC teams with: "Oklahoma, Oklahoma St, Baylor, Iowa State, Kansas" and this Meme would still apply.

 

[NFBuck]

Can we get a welfare check on xrayrandy?

 

[Buckeye86]

Can we get a welfare check on xrayrandy?

Can anyone remember the LB that was as fast as Ginn? Can we also get a check on that guy?

 

[NFBuck]

Can anyone remember the LB that was as fast as Ginn? Can we also get a check on that guy?

IIRC, it was Sergio Kindle. He got into 3 NFL games and recorded 1 tackle.

 

[5 STAR U-G-A]

IIRC, it was Sergio Kindle. He got into 3 NFL games and recorded 1 tackle.

Was that 1 tackle Ted Ginn?

 

[AuTX Buckeye]

Can anyone remember the LB that was as fast as Ginn? Can we also get a check on that guy?

IIRC, it was Sergio Kindle. He got into 3 NFL games and recorded 1 tackle.

same dude who drove his car into a building just off campus and had the speed to flee the scene before cops showed up … but he wasn’t drunk and Mac made him spend some quality time with Sally helping to make cookies.

 

[NFBuck]

Tejasfan is tired of these bums that come to play school…

We need to recruit players whose only option is going pro. If their goal is to be an accountant, engineer, social worker, etc. Hard pass. Recruit those kids who don’t have a backup plan to the NFL and whose hobby is pain.