Texas Longhorns (big hat, no cattle; please don’t Horns Down us)

[LovelandBuckeye]

I don't understand this logic. Is BBQ only pork?

No, it just isn't that crap Texas tries to pass off as BBQ. It's Carolina BBQ, am I right?

Or is it Kansas City?

Or is it Memphis?

Whatever it is, it isn't Texas.

 

[BigWoof31]

No, it just isn't that crap Texas tries to pass off as BBQ. It's Carolina BBQ, am I right?

Or is it Kansas City?

Or is it Memphis?

Whatever it is, it isn't Texas.

BBQ purists are the worst. Third only to Beer Snobs and Music Snobs.

 

[CincyInterloper]

BBQ purists are the worst. Third only to Beer Snobs and Music Snobs.

Put any meat in a smoker for a few hours, and I'm in.

 

[LovelandBuckeye]

BBQ purists are the worst. Third only to Beer Snobs and Music Snobs.

Beer snobs that ride bicycles are by far the worst.

 

[BigWoof31]

Beer snobs that ride bicycles are by far the worst.

Bring your kids to breweries and let them run wild while you drink snobs

 

[buckeyebri]

Beer snobs that ride bicycles are by far the worst.

I might be a beer snob, but I never ride a bicycle

 

[buckeyebri]

Bring your kids to breweries and let them run wild while you drink snobs

Yeah WTF is up with that. Absolutely drives my wife and I nuts. Hey let’s go drink with the kiddos and then pile everyone back into a car and rive home.

 

[LovelandBuckeye]

Bring your kids to breweries and let them run wild while you drink snobs

I might be a beer snob, but I never ride a bicycle

My snobbery ends with one question, "Will I get drunk and be able to party rock all night?"

If no, then I ain't drinking it.

 

[gmen6981]

BBQ purists are the worst. Third only to Beer Snobs and Music Snobs.

Good thing we don't have any of those here.

 

[LovelandBuckeye]

 

[buckeyebri]

 

[RCSooner1974]

I don't understand this logic. Is BBQ only pork?

No BBQ is not just pork, my friend. Although smoked sausages are a staple part of the Texas BBQ cuisine.

 

[kujirakira]

Wait...wut? I've been told that tejas doesn't have dumbass redneck fans. Their fans are more similar to the crowd at the Cambridge-Oxford regatta.

Im gonna need the Cambridge Thujone.

 

[kujirakira]

I was planning on hurling piss balloons at them in Death Valley in 2020 but covid cancelled the game.

Don't use piss. Use tomatoes, and just tell them you're trying to feed them gumbo.

 

[LovelandBuckeye]