Texas Longhorns (big hat, no cattle; please don’t Horns Down us)

[Mike80]

OBC has weighed in...

I was just coming here to post that

 

[Mike80]

I haven't laughed at something on the internet this hard since at least the Strassini incident. Holy fuckballs

 

[sparcboxbuck]

I haven't laughed at something on the internet this hard since at least the Strassini incident. Holy fuckballs

Is that a fleshlight…

 

[Dryden]

 

[cincibuck]

I was just coming here to post that

Always on my All-Asshole team. For once, I can sort of like him.

 

[Mike80]

Horns down....hope they enjoy perpetually losing 4-6 games per year without that every once in a 30 years good season that keeps them thinking they are part of the elite.

 

[LovelandBuckeye]

Horns down....hope they enjoy perpetually losing 4-6 games per year without that every once in a 30 years good season that keeps them thinking they are part of the elite.

bUt ThE sEc WiLl HeLp OuR rEcRuItInG!!!!!

 

[bukIpower]

Horns down....hope they enjoy perpetually losing 4-6 games per year without that every once in a 30 years good season that keeps them thinking they are part of the elite.

If they can't beat K State, WVU, Ok State, Baylor, TCU and Iowa State regularly then they're going to struggle every year to even finish 500.

 

[colobuck79]

They're back?

 

[Dryden]

They're back?

https://www.istexasbackyet.com/

 

[Buckeyeskickbuttocks]

OBC missed a chance to dust off "You can't spell citrus without UT"

 

[Bucklion]

OBC missed a chance to dust off "You can't spell citrus without UT"

They won’t even make to the Citrus as the 7th place team

 

[MaxBuck]

I haven't laughed at something on the internet this hard since at least the Strassini incident. Holy fuckballs

I'm so, so very fucking happy that ESPN chose this moment to employ their tortious interference to coax Thujone von Thujone out of retirement.

Brilliant!

 

[ScriptOhio]

Texas president Jay Hartzell sat for nearly six hours in a small committee room in the Texas capitol Monday as members of the state senate held a hearing on the future of college athletics following the Sooners and Longhorns’ jump to the SEC.

Hartzell’s University endured its share of barbs while he watched – Baylor athletic director Mack Rhoades notably said Texas felt “too little of themselves” in joining the SEC – but Hartzell eventually got his turn to speak, the first time any representative from Texas discussed the move.

Hartzell revealed the Longhorns reached out to the SEC during the 2021 spring semester with Hartzell’s first call being with SEC commissioner Greg Sankey via Zoom. He also said Texas, at least internally, considered the ACC and Big Ten.

 

[Dryden]