Terrible Commercials

[Fungo Squiggly]

For only chwunny dollars! CHWUNNY DOLLARS!!!

I don't know where they find the people for that commercial. Every person on it has some kind of bizarre haircut that has never, and I mean never, been popular. Truly bizarre. I'd send my money to the IRS before I'd call her.

The ones that piss me off the most are the ones where the premise of the commercial has nothing to do with the product. Unfortunately, that is most of the commercials out there. "Oh, look, its a scantily clad, buxom blonde taking her shirt off. Buy our top soil. It rocks."

 

[StooGrimson]

I work in litigation for an insurance company, and I find it hilarious that so many here hate the ambulance chaser commercials. From experience, I can honestly say that the attorneys that take the least amount of money for their clients are the ambulance chasers. Kevin Kurgis, Elk & Elk, and Dyer Garofalo are the worst, especially Dyer Garofalo. Not only do they not care about their clients, but they are inept attorneys as well.

I wholeheartedly agree. I have a few friends in our claims division that light up with joy when they know one of local ambulance chasers is retained by a claimant. As you noted, they're always the worst lawyers and always end up settling for something much lower than we would have initially offered without attorneys being involved.

 

[BB73]

The ones that piss me off the most are the ones where the premise of the commercial has nothing to do with the product. Unfortunately, that is most of the commercials out there. "Oh, look, its a scantily clad, buxom blonde taking her shirt off. Buy our top soil. It rocks."

I don't need any top soil, but just hearing this makes me want to buy some.

 

[buckeyefool]

I just saw a commercial for doggie steps...WTF!!!! why does a dog need steps to get onto a bed or couch? thats jusat stupid!!

 

[jwinslow]

I saw a commercial for this abomination last night:

"Ripped Pants SpongeBob."


When you bend the stupid thing forward, the butt of his pants tear. The commercial has Bob saying something along the lines of, "Oh, no! I keep bending over." Very disturbing. I don't know whether I hate the commercial, or just the product. Maybe I hate both.

so do you have to buy new pants so you can enjoy the twisted fun of watching spongebob's pants tear?

 

[ScriptOhio]

Hush Little Hiney Don't You Cry!!!

 

[BayBuck]

How about the Iron Pony commercial....That has to be the cheapest and worst commercial I have ever seen....

"Just get to the new pony. Just get to the new pony. Just get to the new pony"....Cringe...:2004:

bump

 

[Oh8ch]

Never borrow money needlessly
But when you must
Borrow from the oldest company
From folks you trust
Borrow confidently from HFC

60 years ago and I still can't get that jingle out of my head.

 

[Best Buckeye]

Borrow confidently from HFC 60 years ago and I still can't get that jingle out of my head.

When I first got out of the Service my first job was with HFC

 

[Jagdaddy]

Just a reminder that the season of motor vehicles wrapped in bows, and variants thereof ("I love it!") is upon us.

 

[Jake]

Just a reminder that the season of motor vehicles wrapped in bows, and variants thereof ("I love it!") is upon us.

If you're not out dropping 50 large on someone for Xmas, do you even like them?

 

[Jagdaddy]

If you're not out dropping 50 large on someone for Xmas, do you even like them?

I'd better ask my wife (I kid) ...

 

[ScriptOhio]

Anybody have one of these or actually remember the commercial?


I "googled" it; and believe it or not, there are people on eBay trying to sell there "vintage" milking cow toy for $200 - $300.....

 

[The KSB]

 

[Oh8ch]