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Ten Reasons I Hate _ichigan

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scarletngray

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Ten Reason Why I Hate M*ch*g*n
The Ohio State vs M*ch*g*n rivalry is a love/hate relationship. If you are a Buckeye fan you love the BUCKS and you love to hate the skunkbears. It?s that simple. If you say that you are a Buckeye fan and yet do not hate the vermin up north, you really do not understand what it means to be a Buckeye and can learn greatly from this simple homily on loving the BUCKS and loving to hate scum. You really cannot do one without the other. To love, you must also love to hate.
Reasons why we should love to hate the skunkbears are many and may vary from one degree to another or one reason to another. But make no mistake about it: IF YOU ARE A BUCKEYE YOU MUST LOVE TO HATE TSUN.
Following are my top ten reasons why I love to hate the vermin:
10 just because
9 charles woodson, desmond howard, mike 0-4 hart
8 the *^%$ that is Ann Arbor
7 Michael Moore
6 Rich Rod
5 The Pig House
4 Winged helmets
3 Urine and Blue jerseys
2 Hail to the Victors song
1 the fans
Please feel free to share any other reasons why you love to hate the vermin from up North.
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1) 1995
2) 1996
3) 1993
4) 1997
5) 1969
6) 1991
7) 1990
8) 1989
9) 1988
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10. Ann Arbor

9. They used to brag about making significant contributions to the American auto industry. Over the last 3 years, every single American has paid a bailout for the auto industry. I blame scUM--and I think they owe me a refund.

8. Stadium that looks like a toilet bowl.

7. Campus that looks like people were aiming for the toilet bowl, but missed.

6. Football brags that depend on pre-WWI records.

5. Detroit. People who make fun of some of the downtrodden Ohio cities have never visited Detroit.

4. The 1984 Holiday Bowl. They made BYU a national champion, and gave an argument forever for the little guys who go undefeated against other schools with 300-student enrollments.

3. The Unabomber got his Ph.D. at Michigan. Taught undergraduates there. Anyone who wants to crow about "Harvard of the West", please go stick one of those packages up your ass.

2. Princeton's helmets. Come up with an original design, would you?

1. Athletes who all major in kinesiology and general studies. See #3 above for my reaction to the "Harvard of the West" crap. You think you're academically superior--go dance to Demar Dorsey's "O Le Le Do It".
 
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Here are my top ten reasons:

1. They're Michigan
2. They're Michigan
3. They're Michigan
4. They're Michigan
5. They're Michigan
6. They're Michigan
7. They're Michigan
8. They're Michigan
9. They're Michigan
10. They're Michigan
 
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1. They're Fucktards
2. They're Michigan
3. They suck
4. They're Michigan
5. They're stadium is a piss hole
6. They're Michigan
7. They're marching band sounds like a slutty dinosaur in pain
8. They're Muchigan
9. Bo
10. Dick Rod
 
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