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Tell us about the insane kid you went to high school with

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We had a kid (whom later became a cop) who once brought a dead bird in a box to class and told the teacher it was an Australian sleeping bird. When she bent over to look at it he flung it at her face.

The exact same guy would leave roadkill on the passenger seat of kids cars. He was in the yearbook as "chairman of the animal appreciation club".
 
we had a kid who would put all kinds of stuff from bio class into the same girls purse. not because he liked her because NOBODY liked her. just cuz he was messed up.

oh....did i forget to mention the time he told the slut that him and about 4 other guys always hung out with (cuz she would show them her tits and cooch on command) to eat nothing but fruit for a week....so she could piss into his mouth? it mustve slipped my mind.

other things he did: start a fight with somebody bigger than him once a week (he was about 5'2 115), tell teachers to fuck off, do reports about how cool hitler was, play magic all day long.




yep.....he went on to join the marines and get kicked out 4 weeks later because of narcolepsi. he definately didnt belong in the marines. i would feel safer with the devil turtle protecting my country.
 
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had a fella that actually was extremely bright... but the elevator did not stop at all the floors... a number of us had also seen/met his mother at school activities so we knew the DNA chain was severely flawed...

In the physics lab, he placed a thick metal wire into the positive side of the electrical socket... and was bright enuf to use the rubber pencil eraser to place other end into the negative... huge flash and scary sound... shut down the entire school until the emergency generator came on... which also shut down since the wire now melted into the socket and maintained a continuous loop...or something thereof...

went on to manage and own a number of strip clubs in Ohio and was doing extremely well at a very early age... I still read Ohio newspapers to see when he starts his inevitable serial killer phase...
 
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We had a kid who in middle school would always wander off and the authorities would have to find him. He eventually went to Harding (mental place) for most of high school.

He took steroids trying to get big, but didn't realize you needed to lift too, and got fat.

Finally, we had a rally/march around our school to protest some KKK flyers found in some copier. It was on NBC 4. He was out of Harding then and back in school - Senior year I think. . . Anyway, he ran out onto the main steps and yelled, "where's my f**ing free ride scholarship you f**ing n****rs.

It turns out he didn't think he would get caught because he was invisible that day. He promptly returned to harding. . .

This was Worthington, btw, for those who might remember. . .
 
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kinch said:
We had a kid who in middle school would always wander off and the authorities would have to find him. He eventually went to Harding (mental place) for most of high school.

He took steroids trying to get big, but didn't realize you needed to lift too, and got fat.

Finally, we had a rally/march around our school to protest some KKK flyers found in some copier. It was on NBC 4. He was out of Harding then and back in school - Senior year I think. . . Anyway, he ran out onto the main steps and yelled, "where's my f**ing free ride scholarship you f**ing n****rs.

It turns out he didn't think he would get caught because he was invisible that day. He promptly returned to harding. . .

This was Worthington, btw, for those who might remember. . .
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that beats my pee drinking story :shake:
 
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I havent been on here in awhile but caught this thread. There was a kid in my freshman class that really didn't give a shit about anything. The teacher told him to sit down,and he was in my "group" that the teacher assigned us to. He said " I hate that mother fucker I'd just like to hit him"....I said " I have five bucks here that says you don't have the balls to"....Well I lost my five bucks and he went unseen for the longest time after..
 
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Hmmm you gusy had some real whacko's... I guess I did too, but ehy were mostly the normal, get drunk at school/ drug dealer dirt ball types.

Mostly I just knew kids that started grass roots pseudo political organizations that appeared to be designed to undermine the authority of the administration but were in actuality just fronts to create a diversion for minor misbehavior... like banging chicks in locker rooms... and hazing underclassmen.
 
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Kid in my class decided it'd be fun to bend a paperclip into a U-shape and stick it into the electrical outlet... while holding onto it with bare hands. Thing shot sparks everywhere and flew all the way across the room. Too bad it didn't knock him across the room too. This was the winter of senior year... he dropped out of school less than a month from graduation.
 
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A good friend of mine from high school would fight anybody that looked at him. About a year after we graduated he crashed a party and got in a fight with the uncle of the kid throwing the party. He ended up beating the guy so badly he died the next day. What makes it worse is that the guy he killed was recovering from cancer. Needless to say he is still in prison. If I didn't have to work I would have been there for the whole thing.
 
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This guy wasn't abnormal or anything, but he still did probably the stupidest thing I have had a personal experience with. After school one day this dude and his friend were in the art room and were taking little bits of rubber cement, lighting them on fire on the table, and pounding them w/ their fists to put them out. Then some chicks walked into the room, and to impress them this guy decided to cover the entire back of his hand and fingers w/ rubber cement and light it! Needless to say, a bunch of third degree burns later, he too admitted this was pretty stupid idea.
 
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stx, I have a similar story. We were playing football in the field in front of an electrical substation, when someone accidently kicked the ball over the fence inside the power station. This one idiot guy we know not only climbs over the fence and gets the ball, he then climbs up this ladder inside to the top of the frame (about 10-12 feet) Then he yells "who dares me to spit on my hand and touch this metal plate" so of course we do, he does it, and gets jolted big time. As he is pulling/falling away from the plate, the skin on his hand looks like melted mozzarella stretching from the plate to his arm. He falls all the way to the ground, and his arm from the hand up is all discolored like he stuck it in a smoker for about 3 days. There was no such thing as 911 back then, so we had to run over to the fire station which was only a block away, and they came and got him.

Needless to say, as is usually the case with these types of fucking morons, he got rich from it.
 
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Insanity?
My high school nickname was pyscho.

We had one guy that would eat just about anything, including worms, throw it back up and eat it again for money.

We had the county childrens home and one kid got a gun and fired off a few rounds in the gym one day.

I took chemistry late in college and ended up with the premed honors class.
One of these boy geniuses pinched off the rubber tube to the bunsen burner and was going to let it all out fast and light it. When I stopped him the tube was about the size of a basketball.

I do not find my childhood all that unusual.
 
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