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Tearful Goodbyes (without an apostrophe) abound!(FKA BKB's Goodbye/Hello thread)

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This reminds me of the history of bricks:

Did you know that bricks were invented eleven billion years ago, by an out-of-work Sea Otter? In those days, Sea Otters were the true kings of the road, as those big 18-wheelers hadn't been invented, yet, and Sea Otters were the largest mammals to have ever defeated Bowzer in the Legend of Zelda. Though, in those days, it wasn't a video game - it was a real game. The "video" was added later for the younger generation who found it too difficult to follow the puck in hockey games.

Of course, these otters needed to find a way to keep all their ping-pong balls in one place, where one of the otters could stand guard at all times. The mayor of a town (it didn't have a name) petitioned some geese to invent bricks. They, in turn, sub-contracted the job back to an otter. And he invented bricks for the ping-pong balls.

Since then, evil wolves have often tried to learn the secrets of the technology, in hopes of learning the weaknesses. Luckily for pigs and other animals, no one has yet leaked the information to a wolf.

In conclusion, I didn't read the thread. So.. I guess it's time for lunch.
 
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BB73 said:
Paying for insight into Zurp's stories?

Please explain.
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I see a pretty good scam opportunity.

"For only $10 a month, or $150 a year, I'll give YOU insight into everything I post on Buckeye Planet!"

Of course, the so-called "insights" would need explaining, as well. And I'm not sure I'm the one who can do that.

Also, I pity those who would be willing to pay for something like that. Not a lot of pity. Just a little.
 
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