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Talk about your boring basketball game!


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  • <TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 width="100%" border=0><TBODY><TR vAlign=top><TD width=10></TD><TD>
    Vermont high school hoops game nets seven points
    </TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE><TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 width="100%" border=0><TBODY><TR vAlign=top><TD width=10> </TD><TD><TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 width="100%" border=0><TBODY><TR vAlign=top><TD noWrap>Jan. 13, 2005
    SportsLine.com wire reports </TD><TD width=10> </TD><TD align=right><SCRIPT language=JavaScript><!--//var dclkFeaturesponsor='http://ad.doubleclick.net/adj/sponsorships.spln.com/fs/stories/'+vTag+';'+vTarget+';'+uID+';sz=234x42;tile=5;ord='+random+'?';if (switchDclk != 'off') { if (location.search.substring(1).indexOf('DCLK')>-1) document.write('<input type="text" value="'+dclkFeaturesponsor+'" style="width:">
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    </TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE><TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 width="100%" border=0><TBODY><TR vAlign=top><TD width=10> </TD><TD>[font=Arial, Helvetica]<!-- Sesame Modified: 01/14/2005 08:26:52 --><!-- sversion: 4 $Updated: fagan$ -->MILTON, Vt. -- Hard to imagine a 3-pointer in the second quarter of a high school boys' basketball game would turn out to be the winning basket -- unless it's one of only three made in the entire game.

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    To the teams' credit, the score was the result of an apparently deliberate stalling strategy.

    It could not immediately be determined if the score was a state or national record low, but it certainly attracted attention.

    "We've been talking about it all morning over here," said Bob Johnson, the director of student activities for the Vermont Principals' Association, which governs high school sports.

    "It had to have been one of the most boring games in the world," he said.

    The scoring was kept way down on purpose, a strategy made possible by the fact that Vermont high schools don't use a shot clock. No player went to the free-throw line as Milton committed five fouls and BFA had one.

    BFA took a 5-0 lead and neither team scored in the second half.

    "It was the ultimate deliberate stalemate," Milton coach Jim Smith said. "They didn't come out after us and we didn't go in against them."

    Smith said the slowdown was implemented because BFA (7-4) has a strong scoring presence, while Milton (2-8) does not. The Milton players believed their best chance to be competitive was to just hold onto the ball.

    The strategy almost worked.

    "We had a shot go off the rim that would have tied it," Smith said. "We were one possession away to tie the game. We have not been in that position for quite some time."

    Alex Weber's basket gave BFA a 2-0 lead in the first quarter. Shadoe Adams' 3-pointer made it 5-0 at the start of the second quarter. Brian Phelps scored later in the period and Milton trailed 5-2 at halftime.

    "I've never had a player hit a game-winner in the second quarter before," BFA-Fairfax coach Glen Button Jr. said.

    The highlight of my undistinguished athletic career was a grade school basketball game in which I outscored the other team by myself.

    That sounds pretty good - until I admit that the score was 56-3, and I got 4 points.

    I still can't believe how bad that other team was.
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    I read somewhere that Shadoe is an ancient Celtic name that means "I'll rip your balls off and feed them to your fucking mother"...

    At least that's what I'd say if my lame-ass hippie parents named me Shadoe.
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