"Survivor"- Texas style

[DEBuckeye]

Due to the popularity of the Survivor Shows, Texas is planning to do it's own, titled "Survivor - Texas Style". The contestants will start in Dallas, travel to Waco, Austin, San Antonio, over to Houston and down to Brownsville. They will then proceed up to Del Rio, on to El Paso, then to Midland, Odessa, Lubbock, and Amarillo. From there, they'll proceed to Abilene, Fort Worth, and finally back to Dallas.

Each will be driving a pink Volvo sedan with a bumper sticker that reads,
"I am gay. I am a vegetarian. I voted for Al Gore. I don't know who Pat Green is. Hillary in 2004. I am here to confiscate your guns!"

The first one to make it back to Dallas alive wins.

 

[gbearbuck]

sounds like a good show... when does it start :tongue2:

 

[HineyBuck]

I'm sorry. I don't know who Pat Green is. Does that make me a bad person?

 

[sears3820]

I'm sorry. I don't know who Pat Green is. Does that make me a bad person?

He's a music legend down here. Great artist.

http://www.patgreen.com/

 

[BuckNutty]

Each will be driving a pink Volvo sedan with a bumper sticker that reads,
"I am gay. I am a vegetarian. I voted for Al Gore. I don't know who Pat Green is. Hillary in 2004. I am here to confiscate your guns!"

The first one to make it back to Dallas alive wins.

I've got v500 on Sears. He has unknowingly been practicing this game for years.

 

[sears3820]

I'd be lucky to even make it out of my parking lot at work with all the Dubya supporters we have here.

If I did however, the lynch mob would be waiting for me in San Marcos.