CCI
Metal Rules
As we are getting closer to kick-off, here is a little something to
help
get you thru summer--
A Michigan family of football supporters head out one Saturday to do
their
Christmas shopping. While in the sports shop the son picks up an Ohio
State jersey and says to his older sister, "I've decided to become a
Buckeye fan and I would like this for Christmas".
His big sister is outraged by this and promptly whacks him round the
head
and says, "Go talk to mother".
Off goes the little lad with the Ohio State jersey in hand and finds
his
mother. "Mom?"
"Yes son?"
"I've decided I'm going to be a Buckeye fan and I would like this
jersey
for Christmas".
The mother is outraged at this, promptly whacks him around the head and
says, "Go talk to your father!"
Off he goes with the Ohio State Jersey in hand and finds his father.
"Dad?"
"Yes son?"
"I've decided I'm going to be an Ohio State fan and I would like this
jersey for Christmas".
The father is outraged and promptly whacks his son around the head and
says, "No son of mine is ever going to be seen in THAT!"
About half an hour later they're all back in the car and heading
towards
home. The father turns to his son and says "Son, I hope you've learned
something today?"
The son says, "Yes, Dad, I have."
"Good son, what is it?"
The son replies, "I've only been an Buckeye fan for an hour and I
already
hate you Michigan bastards."
help
get you thru summer--
A Michigan family of football supporters head out one Saturday to do
their
Christmas shopping. While in the sports shop the son picks up an Ohio
State jersey and says to his older sister, "I've decided to become a
Buckeye fan and I would like this for Christmas".
His big sister is outraged by this and promptly whacks him round the
head
and says, "Go talk to mother".
Off goes the little lad with the Ohio State jersey in hand and finds
his
mother. "Mom?"
"Yes son?"
"I've decided I'm going to be a Buckeye fan and I would like this
jersey
for Christmas".
The mother is outraged at this, promptly whacks him around the head and
says, "Go talk to your father!"
Off he goes with the Ohio State Jersey in hand and finds his father.
"Dad?"
"Yes son?"
"I've decided I'm going to be an Ohio State fan and I would like this
jersey for Christmas".
The father is outraged and promptly whacks his son around the head and
says, "No son of mine is ever going to be seen in THAT!"
About half an hour later they're all back in the car and heading
towards
home. The father turns to his son and says "Son, I hope you've learned
something today?"
The son says, "Yes, Dad, I have."
"Good son, what is it?"
The son replies, "I've only been an Buckeye fan for an hour and I
already
hate you Michigan bastards."
