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I always carry my laptop with me. That way I can PM one of the girls from the Planet and talk them through pretty much anything I like. But you need PLENTY of vCash.


Also, if you are ever in Amish Country there is a little place just outside of Millersburg where the girls take off everything but their bonnets (Deuteronomy 7:11). If you like strong thighs it is a must see.

Deuteronomy 7:11 - "And the female child shall shake her booty, but her head shall remain hidden from the sight of the Lord. Yea verily, shake 'em."
 
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Oh8ch;656461; said:
I always carry my laptop with me. That way I can PM one of the girls from the Planet and talk them through pretty much anything I like. But you need PLENTY of vCash.


Also, if you are ever in Amish Country there is a little place just outside of Millersburg where the girls take off everything but their bonnets (Deuteronomy 7:11). If you like strong thighs it is a must see.

Deuteronomy 7:11 - "And the female child shall shake her booty, but her head shall remain hidden from the sight of the Lord. Yea verily, shake 'em."
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You blaspheming heretic! Deut 7:11 is this:

"Thou shalt therefore keep the commandments, and the statutes, and the judgments, which I command thee this day, to do them."
 
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You blaspheming heretic!
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You are taking this looking up shit waaaaay to far.

Or as it says in Occlusions 4:29 -

"Follow not the way of the assiduous pedant, for his is a noisome life. Rather embrace persiflage and seek not those who practice catachresis."
 
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Oh8ch;656825; said:
"Follow not the way of the assiduous pedant, for his is a noisome life. Rather embrace persiflage and seek not those who practice catachresis."
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This was also slightly off. here's the actual passage:

Follow the way of the ass-seeking pederast, for his is a whoresome life. Embrace self-flagellation and seek those who practice catheterization.
 
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BuckeyeMike80;657215; said:
I liked Tampa while I was there.....
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I've been to one strip club since I've been here... my wife liked it more than I did :biggrin:

I have a friend who travels all over the US for work and hits clubs from time to time... some of the hotest girls he's has seen were in Key West.... hopefully I can get down there someday.
 
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The Top 40 Ranked Clubs
here is the link http://www.tuscl.com/top40.asp?mode=9 and the top 10
1. Sundowner Niagara Falls, Ontario
2. Flight Club Inkster, Michigan
3. Players Club Baltimore, Maryland
4. Platinum Plus Columbia, South Carolina
5. Mons Venus Tampa, Florida
6. Treasures Houston, Texas
6. Playhouse Lounge Burlington, New Jersey
8. Fantasy Land West Bucyrus, Ohio
9. Silver Bullet Bar Urbana, Illinois
10. Adelita Bar Tijuana, Mexico
 
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