Steve Breaston strikes again!

[Evan]

It's delightful to see the ever worthless scummer Steve Breaston is stinking it up in the pros as bad as he did at tsun.

I saw no mention of it in the highlight shows or here, so I wanted to make sure it didn't get lost in the shuffle.

I know nobody was watching the 49ers play the Cardinals in what would have been the worst game of the year until Dolphins/Steelers came along the very next day and stunk it up in what can only be described as Mudbowl 2007, but once I saw the game go into overtime I flipped over to watch the hijinks.

What you saw on the ESPiN highlights was a hapless Kurt Warner getting the ball stripped out of his hand in the endzone and a 49er falling on it to win the game in overtime.

What you didn't see was the play before. 49ers punted the ball and our good pal Steve Breaston catches it AT THE TWO. THE TWO YARD LINE. Genius if you ask me. Why let a ball roll into the endzone and get 20 yards, when you can catch it at the 2, make it to the 15 (that's short of the 20 for those keeping track) and then have it called back even further on a block in the back. THAT is why Warner was standing in his own endzone to begin with.

Thanks Steve for keeping the good times rolling buddy!

Soon you'll be sitting on the couch with your good pal Lllllloyd watchin' the action in glorious HD, that is if the DirecTV signal can break through the smog and stink hovering over the (we don't give a damn for the) whole state of Michigan.

 

[JCOSU86]

 

[jwinslow]

 

[BuckNutty]

:moo:

 

[cincibuck]

Go Army, Beat Navy!

 

[Fungo Squiggly]

I'll go ahead and be "that guy" who makes a contrary ass of himself.

I didn't have a problem with Breaston fielding the punt. It was a low kick and he had plenty of room to field it and run. There were no defenders near him at the time. From my somewhat hazy memory bank, he had a decent return out to the 15 and was one missed tackle from going for a td. The penalty is what put them inside the five.

By the general rules of fielding punts, he shouldn't have done it, but it is my opinion that it was NOT terrible judgement in this case. Again, just my thought.

 

[ShakerBuck]

[cricket chirp]

 

[Buckeyeskickbuttocks]

But, Steve Breaston does suck. That much is true.

 

[Fungo Squiggly]

But, Steve Breaston does suck. That much is true.

I am truly in awe of the greatness of this post and dream that my agreement with it could be so great.

I deeply, deeply hope that my post was not interpretatated as me saying Breaston doesn't suck. He surely sucks, as do all those who come from that great suckiness up north. I merely question his devotion to suckiness on that particular play.

 

[Evan]

:moo:

Go Army, Beat Navy!

So THAT's how people around here get those high post totals

I'll go ahead and be "that guy" who makes a contrary ass of himself.

I didn't have a problem with Breaston fielding the punt. It was a low kick and he had plenty of room to field it and run. There were no defenders near him at the time. From my somewhat hazy memory bank, he had a decent return out to the 15 and was one missed tackle from going for a td. The penalty is what put them inside the five.

By the general rules of fielding punts, he shouldn't have done it, but it is my opinion that it was NOT terrible judgement in this case. Again, just my thought.

Sheez, buzz kill. I spent a couple minutes on Youtube trying to find a clip of it but no luck, just the strip in the endzone at the end. (btw, the douche who posted a "highlight" of this game showing all the "sweet" plays the 49ers made is a moron. You shouldn't be posting highlights of your team when they flat out suck)

So the primary point of my post is that Michigan and Steve Breaston suck, I provided a bit of supporting evidence that you don't necessarily agree with, but that doesn't mean my point is incorrect, just that some of the evidence is "in your opinion" a tad on the weak side.

I still see it as an arrogant move by a douche bag receiver/punt returner who should have let the ball go in the endzone. He didn't, he got to the 15 (5 yards short of what he would have gotten for just standing there) which gave his douche bag special teams teammate an opportunity to do what they always do, block in the back.

Sure, I could blame the guy who blocked in the back, or the offensive lineman who blew his pass protection, or even Warner for holding on to the ball with zero sense of urgency, but then I don't think any of those guys went to Michigan, so it's not nearly as much fun to laugh at them.

:scum4:

 

[Buckeyeskickbuttocks]

And, I should note, some say he's worthless.

 

[gost8]

And, I should note, some say he's worthless.

GPA

 

[Buckeyedynasty]

I am truly in awe of the greatness of this post and dream that my agreement with it could be so great.

I deeply, deeply hope that my post was not interpretatated as me saying Breaston doesn't suck. He surely sucks, as do all those who come from that great suckiness up north. I merely question his devotion to suckiness on that particular play.

Fuckin elitist. :)

 

[cincibuck]

So THAT's how people around here get those high post totals

Sheez, buzz kill. I spent a couple minutes on Youtube trying to find a clip of it but no luck, just the strip in the endzone at the end. (btw, the douche who posted a "highlight" of this game showing all the "sweet" plays the 49ers made is a moron. You shouldn't be posting highlights of your team when they flat out suck)

You're nopt going to whine on us are you? I've got my hands on the bloody Chicklets... but, yeah, scUM sucks.

 

[Fungo Squiggly]

:scum4:

Great point. I'm drinking that kool-aid. :cheers: