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Everybody is somebody else's weirdo.
At a bus stops and two Italian men get on..
They sit down and engage in an animated conversation, as Italians do.
The lady sitting next to them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of them say:
"Emma come first.
Den I come.
Den two asses come together
I come once-a-more.
Two asses, they come together again.
I come again and pee twice.
Then I come one lasta time."
The lady can't take this anymore, "You foul-mouthed sex obsessed pig,"
she retorted indignantly. "In this country, we don't speak aloud in public places about our sex lives".
"Hey, coola down lady," said one man.
"Who talkin' abouta sex? I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spell.
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'Mississippi '."
They sit down and engage in an animated conversation, as Italians do.
The lady sitting next to them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of them say:
"Emma come first.
Den I come.
Den two asses come together
I come once-a-more.
Two asses, they come together again.
I come again and pee twice.
Then I come one lasta time."
The lady can't take this anymore, "You foul-mouthed sex obsessed pig,"
she retorted indignantly. "In this country, we don't speak aloud in public places about our sex lives".
"Hey, coola down lady," said one man.
"Who talkin' abouta sex? I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spell.
.
.
.
.
'Mississippi '."
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Sheesh, 18/27 (got both British words right...those fuckers always like to include an extra vowel)... 
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ScriptOhio
Everybody is somebody else's weirdo.
Buckeye Spelling Bee: Test Your Spelling Skills On Ohio State’s Famous and Most Difficult Names
Put on your thinking caps and grab your favorite drink, it’s time for a special edition of Ohio State trivia.
Last night, Faizan Zaki won the 2025 Scripps Howard Spelling Bee by correctly spelling “éclaircissement.” You know, the word of French origin you use daily that means to clear up something obscure. In honor of the kids who will never need to use their computer's spell checker, it's time to test your ability to spell the names of former Ohio State players.
There are two simple rules: Please use your brain (not a search engine) and only play once. If you need more éclaircissement, don't cheat.
Here's the first one:
The Buckeye pictured above is the only player in college football history to win the Heisman Trophy twice. How do you spell his name?
- Archie Griffon
- Archie Griffith
- Archie Griffin
- Archie Griffen
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Just sayin': 60%, I can't spell worth shit, how did you do?
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