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Speak English at Taco Bell!!!

NEWSFLASH: If you go to a fast food restaraunt, you are not allowed to bitch about the service.

What's next? The two dollar whore didn't leave a mint on your pillow?

I always leave 2 dollars in the little folded cards for the housekeeping staff that leaves those mints. Am I supposed to get laid by them? Shit I didn't know they were whores! Now, that's something to bitch about!!

I'm getting screwed by not getting screwed! The irony is as painful as my blue balls on road trips.
 
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I have been going to the same Taco Bell (near the base) for almost 20 years, and in all that time I've seen two--count 'em, two--non-Filipinos working there. It's amazing how something so simple can be so frustrating.
I know that tacobell... never went in though, always used the drive through.. so i just pretended their lack of comprehension was because the speaker was fucked up :tongue2: That or just went to the jack in the box right next to it.
 
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Louis here,

Many of you have wondered where I have been since last football season. Well, I have relocated to Hawaii and, for the time being, am working at a Taco Bell to pay the bills while I learn to surf (should take me about a week, I imagine). Fortunately, due to my exceptional people skills and fluency in English and Spanish, I was made a shift supervisor on my first day.

The thing that irritates me the most is when these bastard Gringos come in and want to use a coupon for everything. I mean, come on, it's not Le Chateau Anglais, it's friggin' Taco Bell. Yesterday, this one guy actually used one coupon inside and then drove through the drive-thru and used another one. Unbelievable! :biggrin:

Peace and hugs,
LouisHMartinez
 
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NEWSFLASH: If you go to a fast food restaraunt, you are not allowed to bitch about the service.

And why the fuck not? When I worked at McDonalds for a couple months between HS graduation and Air Force basic training, we were trained to do every task except managerial shit, and we had to provide good service to customers (granted, that was 30 years ago). And we spoke, and understood, basic fucking English.
 
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And why the fuck not? When I worked at McDonalds for a couple months between HS graduation and Air Force basic training, we were trained to do every task except managerial shit, and we had to provide good service to customers (granted, that was 30 years ago). And we spoke, and understood, basic fucking English.

HA HA!! You worked at McDonald's?

Homo.
 
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