Sounding Dirty At The Office

[ScriptOhio]

What are some things people say at the office that sound dirty but aren't?

I need to whip it out by 5!
Mind if I use your laptop?
Put it in my box before I leave.
If I have to lick one more, I'll gag!
I want it on my desk NOW!!
Hmmm........I think it's out of fluid.
My equipment is so old it takes forever to finish.
It's an entry-level position.
When do you think you'll be getting off today?
It's not fair...I do all the work and he just sits there.

 

[Pheasant]

"Can I play with your tits" is another one

 

[vrbryant]

 

[Thump]

"Can I play with your tits" is another one

You can't forget "wanna fuck?"

 

[scooter1369]

"Anyone want to stay late and help me finish?"
"Install the hardware"
"Come in my office"

 

[iambrutus]

can i use your floppy

 

[LoKyBuckeye]

"Can I play with your tits" is another one

 

[BB73]

I had a woman boss once. She asked me:

"Do you have any problems with a female superior?", and I said:

"No, you can be on top anytime you like."

 

[chille37]

I had a woman boss once. She asked me:

"Do you have any problems with a female superior?", and I said:

"No, you can be on top anytime you like."

No you didn't

Jk

 

[sandgk]

I had a woman boss once. She asked me:

"Do you have any problems with a female superior?", and I said:

"No, you can be on top anytime you like."

Shortly after which you had a new job (mail room?)

Here's another sometimes heard -

"Who's for Coffee"

 

[OSUsushichic]

Has anyone heard the song called "Stamp" by Hagfish?

chorus:

Give me give me something to hold on to
Give me give me something to hold on to
Will you remove my shoes and lift up my skirt?
Will you eat my box while I work?
Eat it while I work