someone broke into my house today. . . . .

[DubCoffman62]

I have a different break in story... 2:30 and all hell breaks lose... I get downstairs and someone wants to get in the deck door but critters won't let them... someone I had never seen before.. it's an absolutely stunning gal.. drunk to beat hell... looking for my son because she knows she shouldn't drive and he'd help

BTW I didn't shoot her or beat her up or call the cops... that's how I roll

Once at about midnight some kid started pounding on my front door and yelling about using a phone. I went out through my garage door and sneaked up behind. I had a cell phone so I let him use it. The kid was from Africa, customs are different there, some exchange student I think, got lost and needed to call his sponsors to find his way home. He's damn lucky he picked my door, my neighbor would have blown his head off.

 

[DubCoffman62]